Well, molly, there is no doubt that this blog is meeting with far less approval than I might have wished. It would be grossly melodramatic to say I am being crucified here; the most I can claim is to have suffered a few virtual slings and arrows. I don't suppose that entitles me to wear a crown of thorns, but the least I can do is keep a low profile and return again perhaps on Sunday?
Well, Bogart, all I can say in my defence is that I didn't expect the blog to be so effective. Which leaves me not knowing whether to feel pleased about my marksmanship or ashamed at my insensitivity. Perhaps neither is appropriate, perhaps your objections are misplaced, who's to say?
I don't believe I am a genius, Bogart, but I do believe religion tends to do more harm than good. And at least I don't tell anyone they will burn for eternity if they don't agree with me, neither do I push leaflets through their letter boxes telling them what to believe.
I have plenty of rattles, itchy, and they do make excellent missiles. But the last thing I would want is to hit you with one. If you see one coming, please duck, especially if Mr. Bentlee is standing behind you.
I imagine the restriction is intended for health reasons, MetaMaus, the intention being the forcing of lower consumption. But I drive for a living, and trying to refill the bloody thing while driving -because the liquid runs out between stops- is potentially far more hazardous to health than vaping is.
My Easter Blog
And I really like rich chocolate cake.If she isn't going to give me any, I wonder if she could be persuaded to not give a cake that I'm not as fond of.