I Love Jokes and Riddles

Angel, just checked your age on your profile. WOW! I am younger than you! It must be those new reverse aging pills that I am taking!yay yay Wallops must be taking them also because she is starting to look younger.

Poor angel crying

RE: Too Much For Coincidence?

You are welcom Cat!handshake

RE: Too Much For Coincidence?

Hi Cat!

Here is a little more info and similarities on Lincoln and Kennedy.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre.
Kennedy's secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are comprised of fifteen letters

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Beautiful Pics and Music Of Ireland

Thanks everyone for your nice comments!

RE: Happy Birthday !!!

Happy birthday Ravens!handshake cake balloons

RE: Flirting

Hey Cat, you sure know how to attract trouble.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing First the cupcake lady, Mimi, and then Teena holding a gun on you!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I need to stay clear of you!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I don't want any woman holding a gun pointed at me.doh

RE: HAVE YOU BEEN THROUGH THE CHANGE,,

Wen as I have aged, I am starting to look like this guy!confused

RE: "FEEDING OFF OF OTHERS"

Yeah Nam, there have been a number of blogs like that. So much for originality!

RE: Horoscopes Reloaded 1

Too funny.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I wonder if she will come back as a cupcake or two?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Horoscopes Reloaded 1

Hey Cat,

Mimi left the warehouse of cc's unlocked. Should we pay it a visit?dancing motorcycle

RE: mistaken

Shelly,

Good luck finding a guy who wants to father 5 children!

Marriage

Hi P,

Yeah, always loved her! Quite the lady!hug

Marriage

Angel,

Don't you ever read the "funny paper"?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Eureka!! I Found The Reason!

Sorry Cat that I wasn't any help. When I went down the road, I took the wrong bend! Sheeesh, I am tired!doh Glad you held the fort together!thumbs up

RE: Are You Jealous?

Cat, one of the most important ingredients, which has not been mentioned, is TRUST. If this is missing, there is no meaningful relationship! I think when the trust is broken...so goes the relationship! If I can't trust the woman, then I am not interested.

Possessiveness and envy are certain relationship destroyers!thumbs up JMO

RE: Gosh, It just disappeared???

Thanks Theresa! Right on!

RE: A Pair Of What?

Cat, great idea! Mimi probably has a "pair of warehouses" full of them!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A Pair Of What?

N, too funny.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Gosh, It just disappeared???

Hey Post, you don't know anything about the USA except what some nut/s have published for you to read. By the way, "the extreme left" is well and thriving unfortunately. Don't worry about our country! Worry about yours!

RE: A Pair Of What?

Wallops, she kind of threatened Cat and I over her ccakes! Thanks for protecting me.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Will Rogers...With Your Spurs On

Cat, I like #3 & #7. They are safe things to do.

Will Rogers...With Your Spurs On

N, you are right. Need more laughs and less tension! So you must have liked Cat's blog?laugh

RE: A Pair Of What?

Cat, your offer to Wallops is too funny.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A Pair Of What?

I wish Mimi good luck in recouping her ccakes! Wallops is here now to protect me! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing She will talk to Mimi for us!

RE: A Pair Of What?

Cat, shhhhhhhh! Don't distract Mimi! She probably has a vault full of them. She only shares with Wallops and sometimes Angel! If we are quiet, she will probably forget about us!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The green mile......

I saw the movie also. It was very good!thumbs up

RE: A Pair Of What?

Cat, when Mimi is after you...you get out of dodge!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The green mile......

Teena, and the point of your story isconfused

RE: Where Are You Politically?

Viv, 2 out of 3 ain't bad! lol

RE: A Pair Of What?

Hey Mimi, I will call Wallops and Angel. They will protect me.super reunion

This is a list of blog comments created by Gentlejim.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here