RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: Born again experience

People use the wrong term for the baptising with the Holy Spirit as it combines with the spirit of man....calling it Born again! The man being joined with the Holy Spirit becomes an child of the womb, but not yet born. The birthing will be at the return of Christ....and we shall be changed to spirit. Christ was the first born of many brethern....died and quickened into spirit. This is a common err of understanding.....read again with this new understanding the verses about born again.

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

I go play somewhere else now! Work!

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Oh! I thought it had to do with being crabby!

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

I just play bad!

RE: I am a D.I.Y girl!

Opps!

RE: I am a D.I.Y girl!

It is easy to fix people!



Push a contract toward a couple and say....."The boss will need to sign on the top line." ( I fixed him good! )


Lose a sale but watch a fight!

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Ask her to hold still.....whipe her face and say,

"There you are!"

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Where is the neck on a boat anyhoo?

RE: I am a D.I.Y girl!

I am a D.I.Y man. Since you can fix stuff.....if you asked me to do something.....I'll say Do it yourself.




I just playin! I fix anything!

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

My hands won't fit around the boat.

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Put make up on a cow!

When she says,"That looks stupid!"

Just tell her, "Well!

I don't understand it!

Thats the same amount you use!"

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Because the dumb broad would just paint her damn face on it.

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

"In life some wood needs fillers, base coats and the painting of fake wood grain. Those never compare to the beauty of woods that requires only a little oil to perserve it from dryness. It would be a shame to paint woods of such beauty and grace, a rare thing so natural and precious to the eyes as it is."

"My dear one! You are too pretty for the makeup you use." "You are painting the Rose."

RE: What do you like about the country where you live?

Its close by!

RE: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

If anything will go wrong it well!

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

We got nuts in our tree!

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

Grandpa used to say that the fate was in the hands of the cook. If the cook slips, it would mean the fall of Turkey, the breaking of China, and the complete ruin of Greece.

Granpa was a nut!

RE: Thoughts !

"Without adversity there is no true test of the heart." RNG

RE: Thoughts !

Yup! But sometimes it would be nice to just be stupid for the rest of the day and rest.

RE: is it better to give or recieve

My aunt is a giver......she gives more Hell than my uncle is able to recieve.

RE: Best electric being built?

My last guitar had four strings and Donald Duck on it!

RE: Hi everyone ....:wave:

Time for work!

RE: Hi everyone ....:wave:

Besides I was here first!

RE: Hi everyone ....:wave:

You have a low opinion of me...calling me no. 2.......what did I do to you?

RE: Hi everyone ....:wave:

Hello! That was nice of you too say hi to me!

RE: Hi everyone ....:wave:

Welcome Len!

I'm Len too!

RE: What do you do after the ice is broken?

Give free strip tease lessons.

RE: looking for some lousy advice

Now to think about it! The windows first....open them when it gets hot during the day while you are working.

RE: looking for some lousy advice

If you build a house...build the roof first so you can be out of the rain if it rains.