A large tummy like ours shows a skilled knowlegde of foods and where is the best places to eat. We are a gold mine of knowledge to skinny people who don't know a darn thing about what is good......i think I will start charging a fee for my knowledge.
One must repent first to be forgiven. Adam had much to learn and their was by him something brought about that can't be put back.
Some things in life sorry doesn't make right....such as murder...to say your sorry does not restore life or remove the pain of seeing one's loved one dead....etc.
Adam brought death to all.......sorry did not restore paradise!
A man and woman was playing golf and they come back and the man is black and blue. His friend asked what happened! He replied,"The wife hit her ball into the woods and we had to find it.....I was looking in the cow pasture and there was a cow with her golf ball stuck in its private.....I held the tail up and pointed to it and said."Martha! This one looks like yours!"
"No offence to cows....I don't have cow jokes in my heart!"
A woman keeps asking her husband to go to church with ner. For weeks she nagged him to go. At last he starts going to church. The preacher asked him what interested him enough to come to church....."Was it the promise of salvation?"..."Was it the eternal life?" The man repied,"No! It was the many moments of silence ya'll have!"
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RE: Today's thought........
A large tummy like ours shows a skilled knowlegde of foods and where is the best places to eat. We are a gold mine of knowledge to skinny people who don't know a darn thing about what is good......i think I will start charging a fee for my knowledge.