If a person with multi personalities.....

two female and one male. If the male personality had a relation with one of the female personalities and then had an affair with the other female personality on the side at the same time......would that be cheating? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?

Then he would hire others hunting head for him!

If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?

He might go to a head shrinker!

If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?

I think he would be like most heads of corporation. Out looking for a little head!

If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?

Would he live very long or hang around the office all the time?confused

The rat and the bird!

A man goes into a bar. At the end of the bar is a bird playing a small piano and there is a rat singing just like Elvis. he asked the bar tender if he would sell the pair. He made him a price of $500 dollars, which he paid. He loaded up the pair and the piano, beginning to leave. The bar tender came over and said, "Look here is a $100 back, I can't cheat you.....the truth is that the rat doesn't sing......the bird is a ventriloquist too!"grin

RE: Expensive Perfume!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that was a gas!

Lots of biiiiiiiggggggg trees are down after storm here.

It rained so much here that the concrete sidewalks were floating!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you find tattoos disgusting or unflattering?

My uncle said he has one on his thang. He said when he is skinny dippen it says "Hi". But if a pretty girl walk by while he is skinny dippen it reads. "Highway 27 Swimming Champ for 1987"

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RE: Do you find tattoos disgusting or unflattering?

A women having a tattoo would not keep me from finding interest. They are just not my thang or on my thang!grin

Lots of biiiiiiiggggggg trees are down after storm here.

teddybear

RE: Do you find tattoos disgusting or unflattering?

I find nothing improving about them to the body. They are unflattering and out of place. It is like taking a fine chair and burning your name in the cover. MO!

Lots of biiiiiiiggggggg trees are down after storm here.

About two blocks from my house a big old tree fell. It fell in the only open spot....the street crossing. No one's house or business was touched. Many other big trees fell with out hitting homes. But a few did.....no one killed!yay

The ground was so wet and soft....the wind pushed them off center are boom......sticks and leaves everywhere!

RE: An open letter to president obama

C <<<<<open letter! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: if someone smoked would that put you off going out with them??

If she is part of the spontanious human combustion thread....yes! I would not date a girl who smokes.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: You ever get the feeling you wanted to go and the same time a feeling that you wanted to stay?

I tried peeing on roses one time.......take it from me....pee on a short rose bush. You get wet trying to pee on one that is too tall. grin

RE: SHC - Spontaneous Human Combustion

I have been in a building that had all the traits of such a burning without a body involved. It has to do with a lack of oxygen and controlled flames by the lack. The fat burns and even the bones contain fat (marrow) leaving ashes.

In a fireplace, logs will burn and leave ends not even scorched while other parts are ash. The carpet only inches away does not melt, paper thrown in will not burn only an inch from the fire......etc...

In the building, things close by the fire did not scorced, did not melt or burn while a TV and curtains melted in other rooms.

There is no mystery until a dollar can be made from such tales.

RE: You ever get the feeling you wanted to go and the same time a feeling that you wanted to stay?

I have often want to stay but needed to go. After I went...I came back and all was fine. Thats was better than peeing in my pants!grin

When is Mother's Day!

Nine months after Father's night!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Which aisle in a grocery store is the best to pick up women?

I believe you!grin

RE: Which aisle in a grocery store is the best to pick up women?

Don't stand in the fruit section!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you believe the rapture will be pre, mid, or post-trib?

To me it is simple! If someone does not understand the Bible, they also can not have a sound word against it.....only twisted mouthings. it is sad also that many many would be Christains lack the same sound understanding of the word and put God to an open shame. How can one ever understand spiritual things when they are not able to understand Earthly and natural things.

The destroying of threads of a Christian discussion is nothing more than the acts of bigots and hate mongers toward Christians. Do we not have the right when attacked to defend. Do we not have the right to discuss without harassment, so we my learn from others of our kind. At least be human about things and stay out of these threads for the sake of decent behavior.

We are trying to be good people and those who disrupt our discussion are not doing good and civil behavior with or without God.

We have not attacked non believers (atheist) but we are attacked.

Bigots are bigots, no matter how IN the fad may be.

RE: Do you believe the rapture will be pre, mid, or post-trib?

confused I thought about it....................nope!grin

RE: Cinco de Maio

Your right! I ordered six burgers....uno de mustard and cinco de Maio. Whats the big deal!dunno

RE: Do you believe the rapture will be pre, mid, or post-trib?

I have found your kind less than straight up also. The subject is not proving your subject, it is for the purpose of discussing her subject.....if YOU will be straight up about it.





RE: Do you believe the rapture will be pre, mid, or post-trib?

Since this is in the context of believers. I see no reason for others to come and change the subject at hand except for thier own rudeness, ego, and self glory. So please be cival and let others talk THEIR subject. handshake

RE: Do you believe the rapture will be pre, mid, or post-trib?

At the point that man is about to destroy all life. Christ will return. Those of Christ alive and those dead will meet him in the air as he returns to do battle with the kingdoms of the Earth. There is no rapture as most Christians believe. I will try to give you verses later if you can't find them. We are in tribulation now, but the great tribulation you are referring will be before Christ return.

RE: sassy

hug hug hug

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

I am a Magician (S.A.M,I.B.M,Order Of Merlin),clown,ventrickleliss.....uh.....ventriggler.....I talk to myself. I have lots of other things I do too........I'm good with my hands!blushing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: is there a guy out there who will be true to you

All people are liars! Some a little for others, some a little for themselves.........some will lie a heck of a lot for the same.

Don't let yourself be used is the key. Let each prove themselves before trusting them. Lead with your mind and not with your heart. Prove them and let them prove themselves. But you will find MOST are out for their self interest only! Listen! truly listen to the things they say....they tangle their lies!

TIME will prove them out......don't jump to soon!

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