RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: Do any of you know of the Velvet Underground?

In the south we got the burlap underground is that same-o same-o. (Wet burlap keeps the moonshine nice and cool)

RE: How much income do middle- class people in America,Canda andAustralia gain per month?

Let me think! I traded the lawn mower for the dresser and chest....I sold the chest for $10 and the chest for $5. I bought a used TV for $15 that didn't work and traded it for a dog with pups. The pups I gave away free when I sold the momma dog to Willie for a used lawn mower. I did well....I broke even this month!

Cookie recall!!!!

I have never seen girl elves on their commercials either. I think they make them do all the cooking and take the credit for it. Or the are running a elve ho house in the back of the tree.

Cookie recall!!!!

Cookie recall!!!!

Cookie recall!!!!

A brand of cookies is being recalled AGAIN! Due to having to work inside a tree with no heat, the Elves have been peeing in the cookie dough!

RE: how do you like your eggs?

Clean and tucked in my Fruit of the Looms!

RE: Are men afraid of strong independent women?

Nope!

Southern Economics

Southern Economics

Four men on a street corner.

The first man asked the second man to pay the $5 dollars he owes him!

The second man says he will in a minute and turns to the third man and asked for the $5 he owes him.

The third man says he will and turns to the fourth man and asked for the $5 he owes him.

The fourth guy turns to the first guy and aked for the $5 dollars he owed him.

The first man says,"I will pay you as soon as this low life dead beat crooked scum pays me the $5 dollars he owes me."

RE: Prayers Needed

I will!

RE: Newbie alert

Pointers? ....pointers?.......I have a laser pointer you can borrow, but it needs batteries!

RE: What is the real meaning of True love?? How can i know, he gives me True love or Fake love??

Mankind often trips over understanding....then gets up, brushes off their clothes and walks on as if nothing happened.

RE: What is the real meaning of True love?? How can i know, he gives me True love or Fake love??

Bingo! There ius a guy who can give it....because he knows it.

RE: What is the real meaning of True love?? How can i know, he gives me True love or Fake love??

I emailed you the true answer. TRUE LOVE! It is simple to understand, but hard to find because one must know it to give it.

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Sometimes we are use to our water but others find it bad tasting....you may want to get a small water filter that screws onto the faucet with a diverter valve build in. You can wash with reg. water and flip for clean tasting water and ice making. Get some bottled water for her too.

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Oh! Take a bath...I knew there was something we were forgetten!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Tighten all the bolts and screws on the bed.

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Juicey fruit is good too.

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

I was playin about the fuzzy and the 400 watt nite.



The gum thing works. Just don't get too much of the sugar on your lips as to be white looking. I didn't make Ds in school for nothing!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Buy a pack of spearmint gum......just before you see her to kiss....put the gum between your lips and then chew....then spit it out. When she kisses you you are fresh and the fine sugar on your lips will make your kiss sweet and tasty. Ain't I a sneaky ole fart!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Put a "400 watt night light" in the bathroom so she can see the lid is up! Just in case!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Women like the fuzzy! The Stupid thang!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

I am sure you have stocked up the shelves and fridge with goodies and food stuffs.

New music and DVDs.

Ceiling fan blades clean and window blinds too.


Run the washer with a couple of cups of vineger....makes it fresh! Grinds lemon rinds in the disposal too!

fresh light bulbs in all the fixtures.

wash trys and freeze new ice to get rid of freezer taste in ice.

baking soda box in fridge and freezer.

Put some carpet fresh under the trash bags in the trash cans....so they stink pretty!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Buy a fuzzy for the toilet!

RE: Men and needles

Don't bother me none!

RE: Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)

Plants! for misdirection.