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ISLANDER JOKES

Uncannily, An Englishman a Scotsman and a Irishman are trapped on a far away deserted island.

One day a magic lamp washes up on shore. After rubbing the lamp a genie appears and promises them a wish each.

The Englishman says "I wish I was back at my favourite pub in London drinking beer with my mates". The genie wisks him away.

The Scotsman says "I wish I was back in Edinburgh drinking a bottle of whisky making love to my wife". The genie again wisks him away.

TheDino is left and says "It's a bit lonely here now I wish my two mates were back here with me".

ISLANDER JOKES

A young man is stranded in England for 10 years

One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come in view.

She says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?"

He replies "Ten years" and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.

She then asks, "Tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?"

He replies "Again, 10 years" and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking.

She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, "Now tell me....how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

"My god" he replies. "Don't tell me you've got a playstation in there!"

ISLANDER JOKES

Trump and Biden are trapped on an island. Who survives?

USA

ISLANDER JOKES

What do you call an assault by an American Pacific Islander?

Hawaiian Punch

Unlike the rest of the world, How clouds are formed on Islands

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Slippage

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Akes

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Onward

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Pink…. Cover me in sunshine …

RE: A Country Divided?

Jabbed/unjabbed, rich/poor, public sector/private sector, they want us divided it seems .. wonder why?[/quote]

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RE: A Country Divided?

Thank God then that American women won't have to worry about you bugging them.

RE: What is the most important thing for women

Men with their own teeth.

RE: Your 1st school.

My pal who looked like a Mole because he looked like a Mole but musically talented. I nicknamed him Mole because he looked like a Mole.

RE: They don’t make them like they used to ..

Why should we feed the trolls. They don’t know any better.

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

He he might just sell them on sidewalks

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

He or she just likes to stir things up and trigger people.

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

Ok, What would you do if your new home burnt to ash?

RE: What makes you smile?

Yeah, well both are edible.

RE: What makes you smile?

A woman’s beautiful feet

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

Thank you for the compliment. Now what are you drinking today?

RE: where have all the angels gone?

Gee mia madre always said Tu sei bellissimo to me…

RE: where have all the angels gone?

Yep a good movie with a terribly sad ending

In the film Iris by goo goo dolls

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

Living in the USA !

Somebody give me a cheeseburger

RE: where have all the angels gone?

They have fallen to earth.

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

What are you drinking today dude?

RE: What will happen with the homeless in USA?

I have lived in USA in the nineteen-eighties. living there was bad already imho then with when I saw a lot of homeless under U.S. I-95 in Miami, Florida. I understand from my employing a few of them the homeless that they where fugitives from the north. But now today many more homeless are there. I will never move to Miami, Florida USA again and have a better life.FIXED somewhat