You being the gentleman that you are, you would give up your seat on the bus for a lady. Now being that same gentleman, you would give up your victory too.
Now I have first place and you will be next to me. But given that Im fused to inspector Seabiscuit, he would actually be in second place. As I noted above we danced across the finish line.
You know you maybe right about "the one". From what you've described about sewing your wild oats, you have had an opportunity to do a lot of comparing.
Perhaps your head is trying to tell your heart something. Since you split on good terms (and assuming the reasons why you broke up are no longer an issue) maybe you can try to get back together with her.
Are you looking for a golddigger or real love? Since your profile says you're tired of playing the field (yes Hugh Seabiscuit) giggle, you're looking for real love now.
That's a little harder to find. Yes the woman are attracted to you BUT are you attracted to them??? There is the rub.
Love the bottle more than you???? Well, you'll obviously never been addicted to drugs and you're not an alcoholic.
Picture this: Have you ever had an itch that you tried to ignore? The more you tried to ignore it the worse it gets until you give in and scratch it?
Cravings are just like that. The body's call for alcohol is strong. It's a physical as well as mental addiction.
That person must have the desire to stop drinking otherwise they won't. Unless they deal with the mental issues as to why they are drinking, they will never over come the physical desire to drink.
They may love you with all their heart and soul but their cravings to drink are more powerful without treatment.
My dear inspector, being fused to you eh? hhmmmm again I must rethink my strategy. I went from running to a walk...(that should make it easier for you to catch me).
I was thinking we would probably be dancing across the finish line. Since you are the man, you would be leading and walking forward. Being a woman, I would be dancing backwards, so I would be crossing the line first.
Thus making me the winner and you in second place.
OMG!!!! THIS IS SSSOOOOOO AWESOME!!! Im in tearing here laughing.
I must warn you inspector. Being cuffed to you would be a very nice treat indeed. But it may be YOU who will be getting the treat. As I said, Im very good with my hands. After tending to you and you falling asleep afterwards, I will slip out of those handcuffs and make my get away.
RE: what is your favourite animal and why?
Oh trust me. The first has happened.