RE: Tell me this much..

Know how you feel...
comfort

I also forgot to read the instructions....especially that part which says..

"the management take no responsibility for all the off-colour emails, stupid IM's, the criminal waste of your time, and the multitude of dorks that you're going to date...."

...in spite of the above, you will miss us if you leave...


comfort

RE: I need a man!!!!!!

Is that for today, or, like..forever??.....


wow


RE: help.......

Rick's a lucky guy....


angel


RE: help.......

Here...have this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinking

RE: I need a man!!!!!!

I've helped a few women and their matrasses in the past.....it's pretty sweaty work too, as I remember it....but not altogether unrewarding....


angel

RE: What song are you listening to,part deux?

Internet radio....Country.....wang wang wang....bunch of cowboys with slide guitars.....


dancing

RE: I need a man!!!!!!

::rushes in::

........

frustrated

::rushes out::

RE: whats that youre eating?

Lunch - toast with Bigilla, a maltese mix of beans and garlic, with strong n' tasty maltese tomatoes, yummy, and coffee.....

...preparation time - 5 minutes and 30 seconds...
...consumption time - 4 minutes and 25 seconds...
...clean-up time.... not done that yet....lol


angel

RE: Death of a Spouse

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ....I sympathise with your situation sir, but hell, with your sense of humour, you'll be just fine....


rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up


RE: Come cheer me up thread

Claire....the pic of you I'd like to see is you, in your wellies, and your dungarees, sloshing about in the countryside.....(summit like Kathy in Wuthering Heights...??)....
is that more like "you"??....

laugh banana


RE: Come cheer me up thread

Exactly....I LOVE doing the housework...cleaning, vacuuming, and my speciality - washing my stone floors.....it's so friggin' therapeutic....as long as you keep it to once a month....


laugh

...seriously, if I don't get some help here soon, I'm going to choke to death on dustballs....

kof kof...


RE: Come cheer me up thread

Ya, know wot u mean....when I'm down, I just work....easy to do because I work from home....keep busy.....is that a guy-thing??....dunno..


RE: Come cheer me up thread

Wot's buggin' ya huh??...


crying confused


RE: Come cheer me up thread

You seem to have this inkredible talent for attracting 18 year-olds who still want to be breast-fed....amazing....


confused dunno


RE: meeting someone

Nancamp....if you think you have a talent in flirting, I would say those are matched by your talented blog-like posts...very entertaining...I look forward to your tales of hot guys and cold beers....man, it's getting hot here too!!...yikes...turn on the AC!!....





cheers

RE: age matters??

What??...you mean they dump you??....


dunno


RE: I have a foreigner interested in me

Lovely touch!!....laugh

RE: age matters??

rolling on the floor laughing laugh

RE: age matters??

As my uncle Nike said........"Just do him!".....


grin

RE: I have a foreigner interested in me

.....this is so simple....just do him.....you know you wanna....


...moreover, WE know you wanna....


angel

RE: I flippin hate Sundays..

Nite all....


wave

RE: I flippin hate Sundays..

Well...I survived another flippin' Sunday......that's all I can say....


yawn

RE: 101 ways to keep a woman

Adios muchachos...


wave

RE: Extra extra I got a date,really!!!

Dead meat??...moi??.....


rolling on the floor laughing


RE: I flippin hate Sundays..

WHAT??!!...I won't have it!!.....


scold


RE: Extra extra I got a date,really!!!

Well, just remember to keep that monkey off your back mate....wave


RE: Extra extra I got a date,really!!!

Yeah...think of the simplicity of it....when the waiter comes, no bloody futzing around, just say,...."One Rump Steak....and a bunch of bananas please....


RE: 101 ways to keep a woman

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 101 ways to keep a woman

When ya gonna post another wet suit shot mate??...


conversing


RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice

Quite so....enough has already been vented on that subject....very mad


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