RE: Happy Birthday Twinself-Lady

Happy Birthday to both of you....!!


happy birthday banana applause

RE: Women on Top

wow


RE: Women on Top

Depends what she does when she's on top....


grin

RE: Love kills

Prolly in your wetsuit mate....rolling on the floor laughing


RE: Love kills

In spite of that....popcorn notwithstanding...let me rephrase Elley's title...Love lives!!...


banana banana applause

RE: Modern Love

There you go Elley.....at least one last romantic lassie left in the world.....but she's on another island, I'm afraid....crying


RE: Love kills

I believe in this...really...logical, innit?

RE: Modern Love

I just don't believe...in a place like Cadiz...that a man can be single....nada....I think I better come check out your story sometime....and then do a CS exposé on Elley and his entourage of curvy spanish babes....Señor Wetsuit...


rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Modern Love

You're running round with the wrong women mate....there are plenty of monogamous women out there....


RE: Love kills

Simple antidote to the poison love of beautiful women......the nurturing love of plain women....

...I know I'll get shot down in flames for that, but it's true.

...it's a similiar story when it comes to the love from men btw....


RE: ever thought about moving somewhere else to live if so where.

Now why would u want to go from the sunshine Sate away from the ocean??...you're moving from water to the desert....wow!!...what a change of scene....


MY TURTLE...

Well, frankly I thought my turtle would outlive me....thank's everyone for the flowers....
I didn't realise the passing of my turtle would elicit such an outpouring of sympathy....obviously a lot of animal lovers here....


blushing

MY TURTLE...

Not really....but it disappeared when swimming in cold water!!!.....help

MY TURTLE...

I'm just thinking what kind of pet I can replace it with??....maybe a salmon.....

MY TURTLE...

Same kind as Saskia50 had.....

MY TURTLE...

My turtle just died....can you please send me a new one??...failing that, a flower will do....


grin

RE: Arrrghh! Parents!

Well...at 16 I think it's perfectly ok to have a glass of wine at the table....

but actually, it doesn't really set a good trend does it??....I mean, is alcohol a great habit to develop at 16??...prolly not...you should really wait until you're 50 to become a lush.....


drinking

RE: Would you rather

Hey!!....lookee there!!...somebody's got a cool new pic!!


RE: what do u seek from connecting singles?

I expect love, wealth, happiness, Nirvana, a retirement annuity, a bungalow by the beach, a boat, .....am I asking too much here??....help

RE: Would you rather

I'll take a chic with a car, thanks....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: When will I learn ?

Sorry, I'm missing part of the story...why should you feel ridiculous??...what is the life experience part??....


RE: While Americans suffer.......CEO'S rack up

Just another sign of the rise and fall of nations.....the decline of a culture is characterised by greed, corruption, apathy, inequality and the widening gap between haves and have-nots.......

RE: Just curious......

Been self-employed since the age of 26....paid a fortune in social welfare and pension fund stuff, and never taken a cent back....I wouldn't even know how to apply....I will never even recoup a fraction of what I've paid in as a pension....and in fact, under the system that I work in currently, being self-employed, I don't even QUALIFY for unemployment..!!!...how fair is that??....frustrated

RE: QUIT SMOKING!

Ok, well done...that means you smoked half your usual consumption yesterday...
but you're still smoked basically a pack of cigarettes in one day.....you've got a way to go. What's your goal for today??...How many smokes??...how are u going to go about it?...do you think you are strong enough??...if you feel yourself getting weak, focus on all the really yucky results of what's gonna happen to you if you continue....look at emaciated cadavers online, of people who die agonizing deaths from lung cancer....what a horrible death!!...Do you need any more motivation??...nah, prolly not. Now go drink a glass of water...good luck...one day at a time. I didn't smoke a thing yesterday....still got no smokes in the house...let's see how I do today...


dancing


RE: am i cute to you

hahahahahahaha.....really funny....you made my day Nancamp....laugh

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

Sorry Cuspy....in this thread an emoticon won't do......otherwise people will think you're round, yellow and waving.....you've gotto actually write stuff about yourself....just make it up....go on.....we'll never know the difference...


wave


RE: Ulli´s birthday thread

Happy Birthday Uli!!...banana applause cheering elephant danceline happy birthday

RE: Set in your ways due to living alone

I'm actually considering paying someone to stay here......I'm so difficult to live with, my dog left home, and took his basket with him....the last straw was when I insisted he flush after using the loo........paws slip on chrome, y'know....


angel

RE: Indirect Proposal

Cute....gotto remember that.....could come in handy......one day..wave

RE: Chernobyl Fallout!!!

Once a rebel, always a rebel....devil devil devil


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