Damian7Damian7 Forum Posts (267)

RE: Lord, they're finally together

The last angel sent to me is now firmly on earth working as a receptionist in Malta rolling on the floor laughing . Another ' Illegal immigrant '.. We spent a week-end together . After that she did not want to go back .

I have left no god untouched .. Point out yours and I'll give you the history ..

I would not cross sword with you AC you are too sweet and too nice for that .. but anything else goes blushing

RE: I'm Confused:

Did you think it was your car ? Sat on it but could not find the ignition ? Or may be that it is what you drove home in last night !? Life is like that .. Just to be sure go and check the bedroom and see who is in your bed professor laugh

RE: I'm Confused:

Did you think it was your car ? Sat on it but could not find the ignition ? Or may be that it is what you drove home in last night !? Life is like that .. Just to sure go and check the bedroom and see who is your bed professor laugh

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

Strike rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

I have seen it and heard it for myself .. At 1.45 in the morning I heard my Maltese friend running down the corridor .. I asked quickly as what was up .. breathlessly he answered that a lady was on fire and he was running to put it out .. A gallant man I thought .. A little man .. , a Big fire .. and he did applause

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

Spores .. What else ? laugh

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

Don't be like that .. We would like you to stay in EU hug eu kiss

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

It was a trick rolling on the floor laughing .. I've got your pregnant rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

I see your point .. handshake . Let's get someone and set their underwear on fire and see how quickly we can put it out

RE: legs

Broaden your thoughts Weddy .. All legs look good these days .. Be careful whom you are making friends with rolling on the floor laughing They may only want you for your legs

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

conversing I thought smoking was banned in public places

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

Could you explain how the Maltese men transfer the spores to their hands please pointing

That means those whom do not wash their hands could easily get pregnant when visiting Malta ?

RE: clothes

There are lots of holes in this post .. but I am going to give them a miss .

I think people should not put anything on at all unless there is a good reason for it .
A minimalist at heart .. Imagine a minimalist street fashion .. Freedom and plenty of fresh air ..

Found a fantastic place to fish .. Have a delicious week-end Weddy

RE: Malta is so small, so small that

I agree . When one is making love the whole island shakes and often a few a fall in the sea . That is why making love during the night is unlawful in Malta .. A good explanation for why so many Maltese spend their time on the Net .. NO se... rolling on the floor laughing till daylight

RE: Did God create MAN

If The Ruler becomes Magnetic .. then it will be pointing north no matter what laugh .. A little embarrassing too passing metallic objects rolling on the floor laughing .. rolling on the floor laughing

At the restaurant .. : Look the spoon is moving on the table by itself

RE: Did God create MAN

Accepted .. innocent .. By the way we can arrange a knighthood or a place in heaven for a small donation wine

What a good fellow applause

RE: Don't know where to send your complaints? I've found the place...

Perhaps you meant WILLY rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Did God create MAN

Dear 22 .. by now you should have worked it out that neither god nor ratings discourage me from posting when I like to post . The facts are that for many years we have ruled the world and the rest have followed like sheep . Example G. W. Bush , J. Prescott , Ronald Reagan , Boris Yeltsin rolling on the floor laughing the list is long .

Don't worry about me and I don't worry about you .. Live in peace and may you god go with you hug

RE: Don't know where to send your complaints? I've found the place...

A server with a Hard-on on The Net ... Could make the Internet more popular with some underprivileged members of the Human community laugh .. Gentlemen it is back to the Pub laugh

RE: Did God create MAN

rolling on the floor laughing I need to find better things to do with my early mornings than this tongue .

RE: Did God create MAN

NO , Man created God .

RE: if you find it

Dear Mano , It is hard to find someone who clicks with you straight away . The less the expectation the easier it gets to settle with another . Meanwhile it helps to talk , to listen and to take advantage of the experience of those whom have already been through it all .. Value people for what they do and not for what they say they will do . Enjoy what pleases you and be ready to forget it when it is not there . Hearts are precious keep yours safe

RE: clothes

laugh Well The 'King' is oK but I meant 'Two legged kind'

RE: clothes

Dress to EXCITE rather than Dress to KILL and all seconds tip hat
GooD MorninG WeddY

Fishing this week-end `·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ »«((((º»

The two legged king of course laugh gotta go

RE: $$$$$...Some Like It Hot....$$$$$

Umm .. Is it possible to have a no-obligation sample first ? To be serious .. what do you mean by hot ? 'Hot' means different to different people .. Describe your HOT date .. please .

Being Big or Being Overweight . Can we shape up ?

It is an uncomfortable experience to walk around and see that an average woman of today is an overweight person struggling to fit into a normal routine . It may not be the common European experience but most UK women look out of shape and out of breath carrying extra kilos that they can do without .. Ignorance or lack of education ? which one is to blame ?

RE: fuel

Between ourselves the Chancellor here was predicting $200 .00 per barrel .. Think of the taxes going into the government’s pocket . Price of oil is speculative . At times it helps to push it up a little or a lot

RE: fuel

Price of fuel has been around £1.00/Lit for a while the cheapest was 92p/Lit up to yesterday . The lowest price is now around 94p/Lit for unleaded .. I am not sure about the other prices . Oil has been doing around $82.00 per barrel .. May be related to speculation about a firm action against Iran 'Warnings from the French Government issued over the week-end' .

Overeating .. a bad habit

Almost yeh .. yay .. Go swimming on Sundays .. would you like to come and admire my body ? It needs a little work but you can have a nice one too hug

Overeating .. a bad habit

You are being silly . When your you suspect of being overweight and when you are eventually told that you are , then you must do something about it . The issues that come with being overweight are just as serious as drinking and smoking . A lot of people are happy with that . If you don't care about yourself then it is hard to imagine that you can seriously care about others . Please do not waste your time and mine posting childish replies . Try and may be you can come up with something sensible . Take a 10 mile walk at the week-end and cut out the fat that you eat xx .

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