Hey...I'm just happy that I have an invite....it's ok if you want my ganga more than me, you're more interesting when you're stoned anyway...and Flower, I promise I won't bruise your petals....anybody, including me , can behave for one evening....I won't tell embarassing jokes, and I won't do a Tom Jones karaoke in satin underwear.... ....just one little thing......please do roast potatoes, in butter, like my mum does...I'll be eternally grateful...
Gee, thanks Smoky....I love you like crazy for this, I can't wait and I'll even bring some Durban Dagga for desert...but you will have to update the list....AwesomeChoice is away on a world cruise and she is probably still steaming up the porthole of her luxury cabin suite with her texas oilygarch....
......ehm..."Miss Satin Santa Pants"..????....if that...THAT... is the sum total of your creative writing for the day, Sir Scribe...I would say in the words of the Barb, "get thee to a nunnery!!"
...(the milk-producing part had some potential tho.....)
Yarse....I used to go walk my dogs with a guy who was probably Joburg's first eco-warrior....he would do that with trash that people had dumped in the veld.....he would dig around until he found a piece of mail with their address on it....
Buy 20 tins of north sea mackerel, a fresh calamari, and ten scottish mussels...open all of them, put them all in the trash...take a big brown cardboard box, put the trash bag into it...gift wrap the box with a christmas card attached...then mail it to him....
* One beautiful December evening Pedro and his** girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.* * It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,* * "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."** Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita* * Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."* *Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."* *Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....* "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." **MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!**
Psssst....wanna see my early Courbet??......if you wear your Victoria's Secrets thingy, I'll probably end up just giving it to ya!!....what am I saying!!??....a pretty face and I lose all my senses.....
Better go to bed now...I gotto do nails in the mornin'....
Nope...I'm pouting now.....I thought you lived on the island.....I had already packed all my foot creams and cucumber face packs before you told me you lived in bloody England!!....
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RE: Your Guest List For Christmas Dinner.....
Hey...I'm just happy that I have an invite....it's ok if you want my ganga more than me, you're more interesting when you're stoned anyway...and Flower, I promise I won't bruise your petals....anybody, including me , can behave for one evening....I won't tell embarassing jokes, and I won't do a Tom Jones karaoke in satin underwear....