Christmas Presents. (35)
lisajanesliema, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 1 Polls 717 PostsIf you could give a Christmas present to any CS member ,who would it be and what would you give to him or her?
Brunette, to make up for the nasty, malicious comments which have been posted.
I would buy Rusty Knight a can of WD40, as he is starting to Squeak too much especially when he overexerts himself.
I would give Foreveryoung her scammers head on a silver plate.. 
Oh, and the money he took in her account...
Oh, and the money he took in her account...
You could not buy it, but the gift of friendship to the genuine people I've met here.
Thank you all
Thank you allthank you Oslojente, would be a wonderful pressie
I would also buy Wedward a new Computer to replace the recently deceased one. I hope it rests in peace in computer heaven. So we can all welcome him back on the forums.
Thanks foreveryoung, but beleive me, it doesnt bother me ONE bit....it's just water on a duck's back 
I would give Lagoona a blow up doll complete with waitress outfit and a crate of the best Cabernet.
Oh and fill up his fridge, it's sadly lacking in nutritious food.
I would give foreveryoung and pseq a dictionary each and a trophy for the best contribution to the word threads.
Oh and fill up his fridge, it's sadly lacking in nutritious food.
I would give foreveryoung and pseq a dictionary each and a trophy for the best contribution to the word threads.
Okay ... to Lisajane ... a shopping voucher for 5000 euros to just enjoy herself.
To Rusty .... A team of maids, to do the housework, look after his folks, and allow him time to persue Marti.
To Brunette ... I think a new Porche, just for fun.
To Jacko ... a selection of the latest motor-bike polish for his Yamaha.
To Lagoona ... yes, I think Jans gift cant be topped .. the blow up doll in waitress outfit and the case of Vino. Maybe I would add a hot-water bottle. Oh no, hey,he can just fill the doll with hot water hey?!
To Cristina .... a couple months in Nelson Mandela`s company as his houseguest, so she can learn some humility and manners.
To Lusciousmile ... A round the world cruise on a luxury liner, and hope she finds her dream man, and has her babies, and lives happily ever after.
To Foreveryoung .... a Safari in Africa especially to see Elephants, I know she loves animals, especially elephants.
To Antcus .... a new sports coupe. I think that thing with tracks must be difficult to manouvre in traffic.
To Uli ... a small jet, with pilot, to make her travels less stressful.
To Jan ... A nice handsome Russian man to sweep her off her feet. Of course he will own a villa in Spain.
Gee, I cant at this moment think of who I`ve left out.
While I still got all this money, just let me know if I`ve forgotten you.... okay? Jog my memory like.
To Rusty .... A team of maids, to do the housework, look after his folks, and allow him time to persue Marti.
To Brunette ... I think a new Porche, just for fun.
To Jacko ... a selection of the latest motor-bike polish for his Yamaha.
To Lagoona ... yes, I think Jans gift cant be topped .. the blow up doll in waitress outfit and the case of Vino. Maybe I would add a hot-water bottle. Oh no, hey,he can just fill the doll with hot water hey?!
To Cristina .... a couple months in Nelson Mandela`s company as his houseguest, so she can learn some humility and manners.
To Lusciousmile ... A round the world cruise on a luxury liner, and hope she finds her dream man, and has her babies, and lives happily ever after.
To Foreveryoung .... a Safari in Africa especially to see Elephants, I know she loves animals, especially elephants.
To Antcus .... a new sports coupe. I think that thing with tracks must be difficult to manouvre in traffic.
To Uli ... a small jet, with pilot, to make her travels less stressful.
To Jan ... A nice handsome Russian man to sweep her off her feet. Of course he will own a villa in Spain.
Gee, I cant at this moment think of who I`ve left out.
While I still got all this money, just let me know if I`ve forgotten you.... okay? Jog my memory like.
.....with gratitude!Smoky that would the perfect gift for me, how clever you are.
How does a year's supply of dishwasher tablets sound?
Great .... thanks.
(I read your Blog)
Heres to your Russian man, and my Dishwasher, cheers....
Luv you sis ..
(I read your Blog)
Heres to your Russian man, and my Dishwasher, cheers.... Luv you sis ..
I`m trying to twist my mind around all these kissing emoticons that females send to each other, but it still doesn`t feel quite right? I feel like I on a lesbian site or something. However I shall persevere, seeing that Other folk do it... maybe I`ll get used to it.
... So hey guys, when I send you and "luv ya`s" its just that I trying to fit into this new age thing thats going round here, its nothing serious hey! ... its just Kewl Brew...
... So hey guys, when I send you
and "luv ya`s" its just that I trying to fit into this new age thing thats going round here, its nothing serious hey! ... its just Kewl Brew...Thanks for your generosity darling
I would get LJ a gift voucher for a creative writing course in advanced dirty jokes....
Too late - she's already running her own course...KT is her first student......he's got straight 'F's so far!
Can I have a refund?
Don't like milk.
Don't like milk.
I can't believe I forgot Cherscic......!!
Cherscic: A one-year voucher for Risotto followed by a desert of Black Forest Cake at any restaurant of her choosing...
Cherscic: A one-year voucher for Risotto followed by a desert of Black Forest Cake at any restaurant of her choosing...
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