You must have missed your night time medication!! Now remember what the shrink said...2 purple ones, 1 pink one, 2 yellow ones and a white one before 23.00hrs. Quick...I'll fetch you some water
All you're trying to do is to get me to say...ok meet me and you'll see for yourself...BUT sorry to disappoint you, I do not have time for people feeling sorry for themselves LIKE YOU.
You do recognise I'm good looking...no news to me...I knew that already! You didn't impress me saying that I look yummy yesterday, that is why I didn't reply...besides you're an old f*rt for me.
Have a good night hunny...wish you twice of what you wish for me
No Jacko, actually you have to get in touch with CS Staff, they are the ones capable of turning a normal thread into an official Event thread. But Miss Newtomalta, I wonder why you want people to sign up....they will only drop out in th last minute anyway, so why complicate things?
Wish you luck in succeeding girl, I'm staying out of it this time!
You see Damian how guys address me? Lady!! Read and learn!
*bows at killingtime while answering*
It can't be worse than the bites I had already beleive me...worst is now over, and I'm back to being the bubbly, cheerful brunette. I do have the ability to spot snakes from a mile away these days...I'm not growing old for nothing my dear!
First of all Im MS BRUNETTE for you...Yami...I mean Damian...
I'm up there simply because I do not let crappy guys take advantage of me, therefore I'm not easy....hence I'm on top of the tree. Now was that really so hard to understand?
Well if you suggested candlewax, whip, handcuffs, suffocating in perfume etc etc you know I would have been able to help you How many times do I have to repeat this? Do I look like a sweet therapist that releives pain to you?
Ok girls, I had to work for an extra hour tonight...therefore I am in the perfect mood for this buisness now Where shall I start from? And who's first in line? Shall I have a go at rusty first? You tell me....I'm ready!
An English lady goes on vacation to the Caribbean wishing that her husband had been able to join her.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, "What is your name?" I can't tell you" the black man answered.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"
"I can't because you will make fun of me" the black man says. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.
"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "Its my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in the Caribbean !"
Apples and Wine
Who are you talking about Damian?