Things that are difficult to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

What do you think the concept of "KARMA" really means ?

To me Karma is the universal law of cause and effect. You see Karma fully implemented in the world's ideological outcomes, destruction and chaos upon the world. So we are seeing the effects of it in the collapse societies, eco systems and the environment.

Sadly Karma is not selective as it doesn't think, just reacts. So many innocents are trapped in another's karma, as we see with monotheism worldwide.

Luckily Karma catches up with all in the end and it's that fear which drives the ideologist to violence in the hope they can destroy their Karma, but it just increases the final effect for their lives. It is only the truly ignorant who couldn't see what he was saying.

Those who truly follow a karmic path, take responsibility for their footprint on earth to the best of their ability and without becoming fanatical or zealous. Karma is walking a path of balance in life, adventure with responsibility, openness with reason, love with compassion.

You could say to walk a karmic path, is to aim for the highest achievement in life, as it encourages you to learn, evolve and take responsibility for you and your deeds.

JMO
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RE: The Selfish Giant last part

A beautiful story. Thank you for sharing.

Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

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If a black president is elected to office

Right now in the elections Clinton has also won the non-primary votes as well but still Obama has got three more votes.

If a black president is elected to office, do you think there are going to be racial fights and people are going to be pissed off?

I dislike racial people but there are a lot out there (both black AND white)

Who knows whats going to happen with the first black president? This is a fact that we may have a racial issue on our hands.

So far it looks like he is going to be elected and may God be with him. Who knows, like Martin Luther King got assassinated (and a very great loss to this country and the world) there might be attempts on his life.

Does any one care to comment?

What is your weirdest Phobia?

Hey Claayer, Just have to ask do you carry one of those small bottles of hand sanitizers with you? or a package of those sanitary wipes?

I use the wipes myself, especially at the grocery store, I must wipe off the handle of the cart.

RE: FOR THE LADIES....

he must be loyal

he must be a good lover

What is your weirdest Phobia?

For me it is palmetto bugs aka flying cockroaches, because they fly so irratically, you never know where they are going to land.

Also if something is stuck in the garbage disposal, I have to turn off ALL the circuit breakers in the house before I'll stick my hand in there to unstick it.

Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.

1. Hey, pull my finger!

RE: one month /31 days who wants to report on progress on New Year Resolutions?

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RE: Oedipus or Electra. Which one are you ?

Neither one, mom was a drunk & dad was always out of the house.

RE: Three Sisters . . .

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"p" where do you come up with these jokes????? some are real beauts.

RE: BEST LAWYER STORY OF ALL TIME!!

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RE: A FUNERAL

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RE: Its my birthday

happy birthday balloons cake gift

RE: DRINKS ON ME - WHAT YOU HAVING

a single malt - neat

RE: DIY Store . . .

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a book

The Rat Trap

A rat looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a rat trap. Retreating to the farmyard the rat proclaimed the warning; "There is a rat trap in the house,a rat trap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is of grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The rat turned to the pig and told him,
"There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!".

"I am so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I can do about it. Be assured that I will be thinking about your problem. Yea Right!"

The rat turned to the cow. She said, "Like wow, Mr. Rat. A rat trap. Now I'm scared. Duh?"

So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's rat trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
A few days later she returned home with a fever.
Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued. Friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well. She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.

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Yeah but when to power goes out so do the lamps.

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Excellent idea! ! but by the time I got back from the laundromat they would be cooled down, but after the washer & dryer are installed I'm going to give that a try.

Thanks for the idea.

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Not that often, so far. I actually enjoy the cooler tempratures. Today, the hi temps. will be in the lower to mid 40s, tonight lower to mid 20s, but since I have sufficient heat sources I'm not gonna worry about it.

Actually last night was the first time I experienced a power loss in the year & a half I've been here.

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Good one Kitty, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

but with my 2 cats I can't have candles.

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That would work if I had a gas stove, but unfortunately it's electric.

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Well, I guess the problem is solved, my brother just came knocking on my door and he just bought me a kerosene heater and wants to show me how to use it.
He also bought me an extra fire extinguisher.

Be back later after I learn about my new heater.

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no way in he** the owner is my brother.

RE: New mommy to a Boxer/Rottweiler/Aussie Shep. pup

awwwwwww she sounds ADORABLEteddybear

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I don't know hoe the owner would feel about that, but I love it! ! ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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