dillydally Forum Posts (2,697)

RE: FAKE TAN

hope you are okay now ,personally i think sunbeds should be banned but then again i wont complain over something that i dont use .

fake tan is as far as i would ever go

RE: FAKE TAN

hell yeah they do but they dont tan due to the damage it will do to their skin .................. with a ............ lotion

RE: FAKE TAN

and what about mens worst mistake ............ "The combover" (gasp) now thats something to get dramatic about

RE: What is a High Maintenance Woman?

RE: FAKE TAN

actually im wearing fake tan in my pics ........ can you tell ?

RE: FAKE TAN

well said claayer ,give me streaky tan to wrinkly skin any day ,it costs bout £30 to 35 depends on salon

RE: FAKE TAN

here i go again disagreeing with the crowd oh tut tut

ok i get a professional srayed tan once every fortnight .why ? im very fair so i burn ,and yes even under a sunbed plus i take care of my skin so sunbeds are a no no .

i tan a light brown not orange (yes iv seen some of those) i do not tan to the extent that i cant see my freckles just enough for a healthy glow .

do i like my tan ? yes
is it addictive ? yes ,as once you see yourself tanned you do it again .
am i addicted ? no thats why i dont tan everyday .

and its for my job too i mean tell me have you ever seen a ghostly white dancer ? no

RE: Favorite Things

yum you got my vote

saw this and thought of you

Words Women Use

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it 's an even trade.

Nothing: This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine."

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows!): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when he cools off.

Go Ahead!: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing.

Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That 's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

Thanks a Lot: This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot " when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

RE: you and your body arts

4 piercings

2 tats

RE: Say Something To Someone No Need To Name Names..Be Nice Please..part 2

RE: Say Something To Someone No Need To Name Names..Be Nice Please..part 2

just not the bit with the address in it

RE: Say Something To Someone No Need To Name Names..Be Nice Please..part 2

iv had this in my head all day


Billy-Ray was a preacher's son
and when his daddy would visit he'd come along
when they gathered around and started talkin'
that's when Billy would take me walkin'
out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
then he'd look into my eyes
lord knows to my surprise

the only one who could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man
the only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a preacher man
yes he was, ye, he was, ooh, he was

bein' good isn't always easy
no matter how hard I try
when he started sweet-talkin' to me
he'd come and tell me
"Everything is all
right"
[ Find more Lyrics at ]
he'd kiss and tell me
"Everything is all
right"
can I sneak away again tonight?

the only one who could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man
the only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a preacher man
yes he was, ye, he was, ooh, he was

how well I remember
the look that was in his eyes
stealin' kisses from me on the sly
takin' time to make time
tellin' me that he's all mine
learnin' from each other's knowin'
lookin' to see how much we're growin'

the only boy who could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man
I tell ya now the only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a preacher man
yes he was, he was, oh yes he was

he was the sweet talkin' son of a
preacher man

RE: Say Something To Someone No Need To Name Names..Be Nice Please..part 2

if your happy and you know it clap your hands

tea for 2 ?

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

gangel you could never be ordinary all your pic needs is an autograph at the bottom

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

darlin the day you run away is the day i turn into the pope and trust me that aint gonna happen so hush your mouth and spread them ............... the butter on the toast i mean

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

i have moved him school ,done so last week after a big run in with the headmistress but since then iv written to 2 papers about the condition and behavior inside and out the school ,so now i just have to wait .thank-you for asking .hope you and the family are well

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

love the pic ,you look like a forties star

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

iv never had chick pox before ,but i thought only kids got it which makes it worse as connors never had it .but 1 week later and he isnt showing any signs could it pass him by ???

the only thing i cant take is the "burn"

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

little cloud lets get married and raise goats ,we could then open a jumper shop and take over the world mwah ha ha

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

im so glad you knew who i meant i have a perfectly good excuse for my stupidness as i have chicken pox

RE: Say Something To Someone No Need To Name Names..Be Nice Please..

happy birthday to you
stick your nose in shampoo
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one too

happy birthday gal from connor and me

looking in from the window

am i hell im alone on this cloud of mine

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HELL NO dont start on me im ill so in a bad mood

RE: How many times have you been married ?

never ............... but have been engaged a few times iv also had 2 "great escape parties"

looking in from the window

sorry huni but what they say doesn't have to be true as long as its a good gossip for them ,but no i havent heard you being mentioned at all im all eyes

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lol hello love

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evening people havent been on due to illness but got woke up with the cat

i definitely agree with that ,but thats not what i meant .i know everyone has a different channel they view life from otherwise yes wed be as boring as wood (i apologize to you tree huggers) but that doesn't mean anyone has the right to scold someone on there behavior nor tell them what should and shouldn't be said .

lately iv heard so many things in here about other people that to me its turned into a game of chinese whispers ,i mean to post in a thread about someone without actually mentioning that person is chinese whispers .how many times have any of you read a thread saw some remark about someone without the name being mentioned and thought "i hope its not me they are meaning" ?iv done it due to the amount of times iv debated with someone ,and then you say to yourself when you sign off "i wonder how many of them have jumped the gun" and before you know it the "whisper" about you in the threads ,why not keep that to mail ?

anyway hi lol

looking in from the window

going to bed peeps have a good night

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lol no your bloody right in what you say i threadjack with bowie all the time and we aint the "ninja type" either ,we stay in said thread till we get booted