Claayer Forum Posts (15,888)

RE: Too far away.....

I tell you what.. men ARE Masters (Jedi? lol) when they know how to handle a PMT women and come out the other side unscathed..

RE: Too far away.....

Ohh did you see the thread the other day.. We made a custom build man.. that was hilarious.

He has EnSi's Brain..

We couldn't decide on the eyes.. so he had one George Clooney.. and one Denzil Washington..


It took bloody hours to perfect..

then Sommer almost sewed the tonsils on where the nads should be ::shock:

RE: Too far away.....

haha

Oh I'm making sure my boys are well informed.


It's called..



How to avoid getting chewed up and spat out when your GF has PMT

By Mummy

RE: Too far away.....

haha

Jlw

RE: Too far away.....

errrh no..

No more than the rest of us here anyway.



actually... MOST of us are NOT getting screwed..

hahaha.

RE: Too far away.....

... My boys are great.. They understand 'women'..

They frequently (well, like .. once a month.. haha!).. have to run to the shop for ice cream and chocolate supplies for my daughter and I..

They will be highly trained in the ways of Woman AND- PMT by the time I release them into the dating world.



My youngest son.. (12).. said.. 'When my girlfriend has her period.. I will give her a tub of ice cream and a big spoon.. and tell her I will be back later'


hahah! ..

RE: Too far away.....

It does for lot's of us.. But it's better to hang around and have a laugh about being bored and single.. and see whats around the corner..

(I think)..

RE: Too far away.....

Angry with PMT?

Or.. breathing?

RE: Man disappears!!!

hahaha.. I remember on a newspaper here.. a bit like that.

it said *Killer Brussels sprout from outer space killed my mate!*

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Yep I agree with Trish..

Maybe start to join in more in the forums Dreamer..

and how about posting a piccy

People really do prefer to see who they are talking to.. I think you would find it helps a lot.

want some cake?

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You are better than me!... every time I buy some cake or chocolate.. I always seen to eat it before it gets there!.. Then have to buy it all over again..

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Well cut the single parents some then..

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Awwohh.. all riiight..

I'll share with you..

RE: Real Moms

Yeaaaahh

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::BELLOWS:::

I SAAAAID .. I HA-VE.... P M T

Of course I can't share.. unless you WANT your arms ripped off as they approach the plate.

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No I am PMTeasey... I need ice cream and cake..

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too bloody RIGHT they are..

Buy one.. get three FREE!..

It's BARGAIN!

RE: Too far away.....

I tell you what though... If we did meet up.. and you told me you were 'Happy to see past my three kids' ...

I'd be letting the air out of the tires on your bloody wheelchair sonny..

That really not very nice.. even if you didn't say it to her... it's what you thought..




There... PMT..

Annnd Breeeathe..

RE: Too far away.....

Ermm.. actually.. I was being sarcastic..

Trying to count to 10.. and say something nicer than What a frickin horrible thing to say!..

But as I have am PMTeasey at the moment..

I have to watch my mouth... and can't say things like that..

hahaha

RE: If your a woman...do you rate other more attractive women's photos lower??

B*tch!


hahahah

RE: Too far away.....

Aaawww how kind of you..

I wonder if I can find someone to look past my three kids too..


Yooo litttle chaarrrmer yoooo..

RE: How many here are looking for someone how many succeeded?

RE: what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself

Or...

Stand on the top of a mountain.. in a suit of armor.. holding an umbrella

RE: what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself

hahaha

RE: what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself

RE: whats that youre eating?

Argghh... water.. I can do the 2 litres a day for a few days.. then I get fed up running to the loo every 5 mins.. and give up again.. hahah

RE: whats that youre eating?

It was a slip!!





admittedly.. possibly a Freudian one..

RE: Claayer made me say something

haha of course they are!!

RE: Claayer made me say something

hahahah!




::tries to hypnotize MF ::::love:

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