RE: are foreign women better than amercan women?

Oh, well then I wouldn't know. In my adult life, I haven't been exposed to that many. However, it is probably natural to fantasize that the grass is greener somewhere else.

RE: are foreign women better than amercan women?

No, no, no, I saw this on Oprah years ago....Many American men deliberately seek out brides from other nations where culturally the role of women is more suited to the ideals of these men. Personally, I think it's a cop out. I can't deal with free thinking independent women, so let me go buy an old fashioned subserviant wife from Indonesia or something.

RE: The Bar is OPEN

So are "flip-flops" "thongs", or is that what you call jogging naked?

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Here let me pour up a concotion for y'all.

*fills glasses with ice
*floats Midori, Bärenjäger, Sloe Gin, 151, and Absolut Currant


It's called a Suspended Animation

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It's a Dr. Seuss book!

Nevermind Mindgames!

Jokes are no fun when they're explainedmoping

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Ever read Hop on Pop?

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I get them too....


*Click Click

Delete


You know how it is!

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Nighty night sweet lips!

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He left out the part about trying to peel it and take a bite.

RE: hey what is goin?

That was the gee-whiz spot!

Not the same.

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I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't phaze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

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Big Spender!

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Ha ha!

He said Saks!

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Now that was funny!

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danceHe's a good boy, loves his Mama
Loves Jesus and America too
He's a good boy, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses and his girlfriend too

It's a long day living in Ohio
There's a freeway runnin' through the yard
And He's a bad boy 'cause he don't have no pants on
He's a bad boy for breakin' all the girls' hearts

He's freeeeeeeee,
Free ballin'
Yeah he's freeeeeeeeeee,
Free ballin'dance

RE: is there a guy that i can meet?

Or...you could do like me.

Just accept that you're alone, and beat the meat until it looks like a tactical pistol grip.

RE: is there a guy that i can meet?

Well, shouldn't be that difficult....you live in the biggest party town in the state after all.

RE: The Bar is OPEN

Me don' see any new newbie mon, an' me 'ad it all plan out to say someting funny an' e'ryting gwon be irie

RE: Good evening everyone

Missy be puttin it down
She be the hottest 'round
She told y'all mutha fu-aaaaaaa
Y'all can stop her now
Listen to her now
She's lastin twenty rounds
And if you want her yee-haaa
Then come and get her now
Is you with her now?
The biggie biggie bounce
She know you dig the way she sw..sw...switched her style
Hollllaaaaa People sing around
Now people gather round
Now people jump around

Gitcha freak on
Gitcha Gitcha freak on

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What's happenin' hott stuff?

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laugh

I thought you had an extra belly button.

dunno

RE: the most romantic Guys

I take the dishes out of the sink before I pee in it, because I'm a considerate gentleman.

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laugh

RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Libertarian

None of the above. I like girls.

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So I have a question..........


Does anybody know, what exactly does, "AWWWWW SOOKY SOOKY!" mean?

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laugh

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You know, your face looks a lot less contorted from the side.

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You know I don't drink Alcohol.

Plus, Desmond already got me an A&W.

Thanks D.cheers

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Somebody buy me an A&W!!!!

RE: You don't know this... but secretly I.....

I admire handsome men, but it's waaaaaaay less acceptable for men to be open about it.

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