RE: I AM NOT HAPPY.

Awwww!


You're not 69 anymore?

crying

King & Queen of Romance

Smoke up the butt is what we all live for.

I swear, the ancient Romans said so.

King & Queen of Romance

You guys are doing great!

I was almost inspired to wreck it myself last night, and it's my thread.

RE: hello everyone

Hello!

Be prepared to love me.

King & Queen of Romance

You see there's this place in me where your fingertips still linger, your kisses still tarry, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.

RE: Making love to a womans mind.

Well according to one lady on here it's because the man's parts weren't designed to fit through the ear, and it's painful.

dunno

No joke, that's what I heard.

RE: will someone cry with me...

blues

I don't know what to say so.....


blues

King & Queen of Romance

I long for the day that I need not dream of your kiss, when your lips will caress mine for real, when your touch makes me alive again, and the sight of you arouses all my senses.

RE: I know you're not the Orkin man...but heeeeelp

That's what I was gonna say. It's cheap, and they hate that stuff.

King & Queen of Romance

OMGloriousG!

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Wait a minute.....


You're not that rich....are you?

King & Queen of Romance

roll eyes

Whatever!

We all know what your arms are aching from.

RE: Reinvent Yourself

Yeah, I'm like Jimmy Hendrix with my mouth!

RE: Reinvent Yourself

smitten

RE: Reinvent Yourself

No silly!

I want to play one of those tiny little pianos really well.

RE: Out of interest

jaw drop It's not mine! I never even touched you!

RE: Out of interest

Wait a minute...

What do you plan on doing with that thumb?

This could be a deal breaker.

RE: What does drinking do to you?

Budweiser you've created a monster
And they call her Drinkin'stein

RE: Reinvent Yourself

I want to be a 12 inch pianist.

RE: whats the difference between love & Infatuation

professor


Love is not tying someone up and throwing them into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is when you really care for someone alot.

RE: Out of interest

Let's try one weekend a month, for starters.

Deal?

RE: whats the difference between love & Infatuation

laugh

RE: Out of interest

I am not relocating. I do have legitimate reasons for that, besides typical male pigheadedness. Minus those reasons, and I'd do it in a heartbeat. I have a really long adventure streak.

RE: would you do me?

Ahem!

I gotta stick, and I know what hole goes to the mind's eye.

RE: What does drinking do to you?

Red red wine it make her feel so fine
She get a good buzz an' den she squeeze me behind

Red red wine it make her feel so grand
Me not gwan tell now ya now what her got in her hand

RE: would you do me?

Why not?

We'd do it for you!

RE: What does drinking do to you?

I'm allergic to alcohol, whenever I drink it I break out drunk all over.

RE: What would u do FOR the one above u ..

I'd ask her very politely not to stick her finger in her nose, and then in her mouth.

RE: I prefer the International forums.

That's why I said that I wouldn't buy your cat some food at K-Mart

RE: Confession booth.

I love your siblings too!


You are talking about the twins aren't you?

King & Queen of Romance

The very first time that I saw your brown eyes
Your lips said, "Hello" and they said, "Hi"
I knew that you could be the one
Instead of being caught up
In physical attraction
I found to my satisfaction
Baby that you were more than just a face
And if I ever fall
In love so true
I will be sure that the lady's just like you

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