RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

Don't forget the bubble wrap!


Bubble wrap Bikinis for all the ladies!!!!

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

Only when they start wrestling in a vat of Jello will I be impressed.yawn

RE: Your favourite book

Oh Claayer!

Oh No!

Please tell me that's photo shopped, and that your mouth doesn't really do that!

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

I left work at Halliburton last summer to go to work for another company that pays a little more. As it turns out, I don't enjoy working at the other company as much. I am eligeble to be rehired at Halliburton, but so far have been frustrated in my attempts to get back on there.

Well, I got a call from a girl named Shelby today to ask me if I would be interested in coming on Friday to take a battery test that is part of their lengthy pre-employment process. I'm excited Journal! I told Shelby I'd be happy to do an assault and battery on her battery test. For real Journal, the last test that I took for this company was when they sent me to crane operator school...I scored so high on it that the FSQC (field service quality control supervisor) accused me of cheating. He said it's impossible to do that well without cheating. Oh well, apparently not.

Anyhow, wish me well Journal. I really want to go back to work there, and wear the fireman look-alike suit again. Just don't call it a Santa Claus suit Journal! You know that pisses me off!

Peace in the Middle East
I'm Audi like 5 Gs
and Off like a Prom dress

RE: Have you read your horoscope today - what did it say?

You know!


Man that Dio's a Baaaad Mother...

Shut Yo'Mouth!

I'm just talkin'bout Dio!

We can dig it!

RE: Your favourite book

Dang it boy!

That one even got me a little riled up!

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

Dang I hate a shy chick!
Don't you hate a shy chick?
Yeah I ate a shy chick!
She ain't shy no more.
She changed her name to My Chick.
Yeah dude that's my chick!

help


I listen to way to much Hip-Hop

RE: ARE THERE ANY HONEST MEN ON THIS SITE?

This is a job for Diogenes of Sinope!

super

RE: Have you read your horoscope today - what did it say?

Virgo:


You are too much of a B.A.M.F. to be a Virgo!

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

Rosemary Clooney's 1954 recording of Mambo Italiano


Mama-say-a-stop-a-or-I'm-gonna-tell-a-Poppa

RE: would u get into a hotub with the one above

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blushing



Sorry!

RE: whens the last time you had a friend for dinner?

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

RE: What does "I don't know what to tell you" mean in a romantic relationship?

It means, "I'm not really comfortable with lying, but I don't want to hurt you feelings either." I think it is a legitimate response. Should one feel obligated to answer every question asked? I don't.

It's like when you go to church and someone says, "Hey, I've been missing you." I just look at them and say, "Awwwww! I missed you too." The look on their face is priceless, because they usually aren't trying to express a genuine yearning for your presence. They expect you to tell them why you weren't there, so they can decide whether they are more spiritual than you or not.

I really hate lying, but I don't think being honest means that I have to tell everyone what I'm thinking all of the time. I belive it's perfectly acceptable to say something like, "Don't ask me that.", or "NOYB"

RE: Im a bit confused - any input would be greatly aprecciated......

I hate that!

I get e-mails from women on here like that. It's such an unnatural way to communicate. Know what I mean?

King & Queen of Romance

If wishes had wings
And dreams had strings
I'd fly to you and sing
With this new found harp

Instead I'm alone
And feel the sting
Of the longing
I have in my heart

dunno

I tried

RE: WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE IN A MAN WHEN THEY GO ON A DATE ?

What's wrong with you chick?


laugh

King & Queen of Romance

Ooopsielaugh

King & Queen of Romance

I bet I could.....

I'm a cunning linguist!

King & Queen of Romance

What I feel for you is deep, total, and enduring - a love you can count on without ever having to worry. So when you look ahead to future changes, or think about how the past used to be, don't forget to look beside you, because that's where you'll find me loving you with all my heart....

That's one thing you can count on that will never ever change.


~My Ex-wife


Ironic huh?

King & Queen of Romance

Herido de sombras
Por tu ausencia estoy
Solo la penumbra
Me acompaña hoy
Perdido tu amor
No podre disfrutar
De felicidad

Sin destino fijo
Como el humo voy
Surcando el espacio
Buscándote estoy
Tal vez no te encuentre
Quizás te perdí
Para siempre amor

Recordaré tu mirar, tu sentir
No te puedo olvidar
Y sufriré añorando el ayer
No te puedo olvidar

Herido de sombras
Por tu ausencia estoy
Solo la penumbra
Me acompaña hoy
Perdido tu amor
No podre disfrutar
Jamás


One of my favorite songs by Ibrahim Ferrer

King & Queen of Romance

Antoine de Saint Exupery


You must like French

King & Queen of Romance

And Scudéry that was a modge podge of the two.

King & Queen of Romance

L'amour se plaît un peu dans le dérèglement, est un grand maître, il instruit tout d'un coup. L'amour est une passion qui ne se soumet à rien, et à qui au contraire, toutes choses se soumettent.

King & Queen of Romance

Oooh yeah!

Voltaire wrote some lovely love stuff!

King & Queen of Romance

Res mihi suppetit

RE: the miserable gits and nag thread

Drama!

applause


10 points for me!

RE: I AM NOT HAPPY.

Try 77, after all it's 8 (ate) more. dunno

King & Queen of Romance

Trahimur omnes laudis studio - We are all led on by our eagerness for praise. (Cicero)

King & Queen of Romance

If there's a tiny bit somewhere, then it's probably Asian.

King & Queen of Romance

You must not be Roman

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