RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

I wouldn't even charge her for my company.

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

Oooh, she asked her boyfriend, and hugged me....no wonder he's jealous.

RE: A little Message today and Everyday.

What the heck are you girls talking about, broken glass massages?

What kind of sick twisted masseur have y'all gone to visit?

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!!

You're always frank and earnest with women?

In Canada you're Frank, and in Florida you're Earnest...something like that?

RE: A little Message today and Everyday.

Really? Like what?

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

Cool!


We can roast marshmallows

RE: A little Message today and Everyday.

I thought it said "massage"

Man that would be nice huh?

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you Part 4

She gets healing from witch-doctors.

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you Part 4

rolling on the floor laughing earwig

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

Okay, but I'm not putting out....and you're buying.

laugh

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!!

I'm laughing at that, and I'm not even sure I get it.....uh oh


Stank you, stank you very much.


You're smellcome

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you Part 4

Is also wearing a big red hat

laugh

















okay that was dumbuh oh

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you Part 4

Is also wearing a wig

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

Don't lie!

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

I would date her a whole bunch of times

RE: Just a question

Sadly, it actually does become a natural way of life to some people.

sigh

Sometimes I get lucky enough to disarm a person like this and make them smile, that's a nice feeling.

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

I would date her, and Bedazzle her jeans.

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!!

pointing Looks up to see if she's wearing a skirt

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!!

detective

Don't make me open this!!!!

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you Part 4

She's a kleptomaniac.

RE: IF SOMEONE ACCUSES SOMEONE IN THE WRONG...

You should call Dio, let him sweet talk you a little, you'll feel much better after that. Seriously....do it.

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

I had my arm crushed between two pieces of heavy equipment a week ago today. I have a partial rupture of the bicep which is healing up nicely. I am very thankful that I got off so easy. When I say heavy equipment Journal, I mean heavy. No broken bones, no damage to connective tissue, just a dent in my bicep the size of your fist. It kind of makes you jealous doesn't it Journal; that my biceps are big enough to get a dent that size? I keep on trying to flex my arm thinking it's going to pop back into shape like on a cartoon or something. The doctor said that it might not ever go back to its normal shape, but I didn't listen to him, it's already going back to normal. I've been massaging it trying to push it back right, you know doing the cartoon thing, I increased my protein intake, anything I can think of.

Catch you later Journal

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

She constantly plays with her kitty

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

That is a horrible, horrible rumor!

snooty

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

She fantasizes about doing it with me

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

Ewwwwww!

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

I actually I don't have any....at all.

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

She likes to undress with her window blinds up

RE: lets wish friendsfist a happy b-day

gift

RE: KISS OR PASS THE GAME

kiss kiss kiss

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