I will be going to Barcelona regardless. I just thought that if I had a date ahead of time, that would save all the women from fighting over me when I get there.
Don't tell anyone I told you, but she snuck into the local football club's locker room.....anyway, she stole a jock strap from the laundry hamper, and she keeps it in her dresser drawer, ans she sniffs it every night before bed....that's what I heard anyway.
History Channel's Monster Quest has contacted me. They want to send team of women on an expedition into my trousers to investigate rumors of a monster there.
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RE: HP.....lol
What are you doing in September Bubbles?