RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Canadian MIST

laugh


uh oh

RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Hey Bartender....Do you know Mike Vanderjagt's favorite drink?




Canadian Mist



Get it?



Canadian Mist


laugh


Because he's a kicker from Canada, and he misses.......




Nevermind help

RE: Would you make passionate love with the person above you

We could share sweet passionate love for muscle cars, eh Robert?

RE: Would you make passionate love with the person above you

In that case try this equation....

You + Me = bomp-chicka-wow-wow

RE: Would you make passionate love with the person above you

Can you at least balance a check book?

RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Thanks for the root beer...I can't love all of you ladies tonight...there's only one of me after all...daydreamI still can't figure out why Tina is always yelling "Oh My God! That's too much, Y'all quit! Y'all Quit!" There's only one of me

RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-woooo-wooooo

RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Geez! You think I'm going to put out after one root beer? roll eyes

RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

And someone please explain to that Houston girl how freakin' adorable I am

RE: The Bar Is Open...........It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Somebody get me a root beer please

RE: Would you make passionate love with the person above you

Passionate love for fishing maybe

RE: Go to the persons profile above you and tell them

I would drink her bath water. I am certain it's quite delicious. I read onetime where she puts milk, and honey, and slices of fruit, and what not in there...sort of like a naked lady smoothie or something. Hope she shaves though....I'd hate to get a hairball.

RE: Go to the persons profile above you and tell them

daydream Those eyes could persuade me to do almost anything

RE: Are we trying to out spiritualize each other???

Good thread Shipster!

RE: Ladies how do you reach the big O ?

Let's shower together sometime

RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

I wasn't aiming for your pocket either time, but oh well, whatever dunnosad flower

RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

Vagisil Intimate Moistureizer

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

That's Awesome!

I love your friend he's sooo funny!

And cute toosmitten




Wait a minute!

Nobody's that richshock

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

I don't necessarily think that there is anything wrong with them. I have waited tables, and worked as a clerk myself. I have moved on from that, and I hope to find a woman that has as well.

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

I would never date a ninja.

I would get tired of them always hiding, disappearing, sneaking up on me, and throwing stars at me.

RE: telephone game

1Flower o f Sun
2 Nina3
3 stressfree
4 diogenes
5 MARTI
6 gingerb
7 Hugz_n_Kissez
8 gorgeous4_u
9
10~scottishlass
11 xoredheadxo--Peggy
12
13 moonfoxinthesnow
14cathy61
15 Manolito
16~Daisychick
17~Zellarrone1
18 grizz1973--Mark
19~slim
20~katiecharlyn
21 bluebelle4000
22MbCasey
23The Kansan
24-guiriman
25~arlene101
26~Justme4uok
27 loner1960
28 emanuellla
29Rose of Sharon
30 Darlynda

RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

A note that says:


I like you. Do you like me too?


Circle


Yes No

RE: Hi

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm the guy you'll be in love with soon.

giggle

RE: flirting

My flirts are so potent that in this small segment,
I just got Cristina, Lusci, and the Horselady pregnant.

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

This isn't the 1800's we say mute these days

dunno

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

Those type of women automatically hate me by default...I have a bad habit of bursting their self important little bubbles.

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

laugh

I don't even know what a "fluffer" is

dunno

It sounds funny though....laugh

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

I wouldn't even really care if the woman worked or not. It's really more a matter of education. I want to be able to talk about something other than who's hot on television.

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

I looooove nurses, school teachers, and I think other professional women look hot in their little business suits. heart beating

RE: Professions, careers, jobs, joblesness

I will "date" almost any girl that is a little bit interesting....but I won't consider them for a long term relationship if they're a waitress, or a service station clerk, unless they are just doing that until they get thier degree....

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