RE: roses are red vilolets are blue.....

Violets are lovely,
And roses are awesome,
But neither is beautiful as a Riyablossom

RE: would you date the person above you

Maybe a little

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

daydreamNow what the frick am i supposed to do with all these Madri Gras beads?

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Show us some pink bits then

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

You wore them out dreaming of me didn't you?

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Goodnight, sweetheart
Too bad it's time to go
Goodnight, sweetheart
Too bad it's time to go
I hate you're leaving, but I really must say
Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight

lips

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

It's over?

But....but....I have Mardi Gras beadsmoping

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Attention all y'all players and pimps
Right now in the place to be
I thought I told y'all dudes before
Y'all dudes can't mess wit me

Now, this ain't for no small booties
No sir, 'cuz that won't pass
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then, momma, come shake it fast

Shake it fast
But watch ya self
Shake it fast
Show me what'cha workin' wit

Shake it fast
But watch ya self
Shake it fast
Show me what'cha workin' wit

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Are you inviting me to your couch?

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

pointing <pulls out a stack of bills>

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Anyone who thinks like I do has issues!

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Jinx buy me a coke

laugh

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

I've heard it melts in the mouth, and not in the hand.

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

laugh

If you hadn't said it, I would have

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Anyone else wish they were a chair right now?

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

lips

Thanks Des!

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

lips

Thanks!

RE: roses are red vilolets are blue.....

Roses and Violets
A street vendor was sellin'.
I bought some for Tina then stared at her melons.

wow

RE: BABY'S BAR IS OPEN........ ITS FRIDAY LETS PARTY

Can I get a root beer please?

RE: roses are red vilolets are blue.....

Roses and Violets
May fill us with glee,
But nobody cares about how much you pee.

tongue

RE: Last Resort

I know!

It's like we all time warped back to January 20

RE: how old were u when you had your first :) ?

I was 6 or 7 years old. I had got myself into a patch of poison oak. I had that stuff everywhere. Yes, everywhere. Yes, there too. So I had this nice medicated cream from the doctor that I was supposed to rub on it. There I was rubbing on the cream, and it felt good, so I got some more and kept on rubbing. Then suddenly, it felt really good, and I've been beating off ever since.

RE: I NEED to marry a good WIFE

laugh

Al

Dio's Secret Public Journal

heart beating


Hey! Where've you been hiding?

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laugh

I tried to keep it my pocket once, but with that and my you know what down there, it was wayyyyy too cumbersome.

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Why is it so hard to admit that you like me?

It's okay.....lots of women do.

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Yeah!

I can handle sick kiddos no problem. You know me, I'm not a worry wort...Just do what needs to be done, and all is well.

But....

As far as I'm concerned, it's none of that other dudes business. God I wanted to punch him so badly!

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Smooches, and flowers?

You're starting to like me a little huh?

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The fever, and resulting seizure was a symptom of the pneumonia. When pneumonia is caused by bacteria, the onset and severity is greater than with viral pneumonia.

They gave her antibiotics, and sent us on our way. I'll be checking in on her later.

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