I would invite the Environmental Protection Agency to nibble on my sack, then drill the hell out of Yellowstone park, the Great Lakes, and the Gulf of Mexico, eliminating our dependence on foreign oil....P.S. NATO can nibble on my sack too.
I would invade and conquer Mexico, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Jamaica, and the Dominican Republic. This would help the U.S. with illegal immigration troubles, add a few more stars to our flag, increase natural resources, and increase our Gross National Product by giving us control of almost all North American vacation hot spots.
I would make it more difficult to obtain a driver's liscense, this would keep alot of idiots off the roadways, and force America to consider new and better forms of public transportation, create new jobs, and stimulate the economy.
It's doing well...still a little sore, and weaker than it was before, which is hard to get used to. I'll grab things, not realizing that I can't pick them up because I never had a problem with it before, and it's really wierd being limited in that way.
Sometimes, I feel really compelled to offer affection. Other times, I think...I might want people to just leave me alone in that situation, so I just don't bother the person...I don't know....Sometimes, I just think "God! What a crybaby!" because I really hate whiners
I once hung out with father time So I'm not getting older as I type this rhyme I was warmin the stove at the Alamo Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show I was down with George at the Delaware But I wore a ball-cap not the fake white hair
"There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then 'skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage is."
diogenes Forum Posts (4,761)
Let's watch the monkey dance
I'd like to play games with Audry
RE: just wondering
OMG!You just read my mind