RE: What happens

Probably means they were removed from the site, either for breaking the rules, or at thier request.

RE: The Match Thread.

If YouTube HerSpace she'll Google your Yahoo.

RE: The Match Thread.

That's because Riya is very popular. She could start a thread on using the restroom, and it would get just as much attention.

RE: The Match Thread.

Well sorrrrrry!

It's got to be a match made in Heaven for me.smitten

RE: The Match Thread.

laugh

{In a Marissa Tomei voice}

Oh! You're a smooth talker!

You are!

You are!

RE: The Match Thread.

I don't even know how to pronounce that.

Is it < Jam•pet > or < Zhâm•pay > or what?

RE: The Match Thread.

daydreamThese women won't match me with anyone, because they all secretly want me for themselves.

RE: Is it possible to try too hard to get a Date/Relationship?

The only reason you're still single is.........I don't live in Dublin.wink

RE: Is it possible to try too hard to get a Date/Relationship?

Bingo!idea

RE: Is it possible to try too hard to get a Date/Relationship?

There's no need to feel like you've missed out. You don't want to end up with a needy attention starved woman. A passing interest, it seems to me anyway, is enough. Relationships should develop slowly, and naturally, save the grand gestures for when you know without a doubt that a woman is "the one."

RE: Anyone love God in here?...

He touched me
Oooooooh He touched me
And ooooooh the joy that fills my soul
Something happened and now I knoooooowww
He touched me
And I'm filing charges!



















Man that joke seems blasphemous, but that hymn always did to me too.

RE: Is it possible to try too hard to get a Date/Relationship?

Try Hard is one of the most common mistakes/turn offs.

Many times men are unaware that their behavior is "try hard".

JMPimpO

RE: The Match Thread.

please

RE: The Match Thread.

If you like I could call a waaaaaahhhhhmbulance.

RE: The Match Thread.

Would you like some French Cries to go with your WaahhhmBurger?

RE: The Match Thread.

You take the T-H-E out of psycotherapist.laugh

RE: The Match Thread.

Your face, and my buttocks.

tongue

RE: The Match Thread.

It's okay if you have a crush on me...lots of women do.

RE: The Match Thread.

You read about the soup can eh?

RE: The Match Thread.

Probably no one....

They are intimidated by my sharp wit, and rugged good looks.

RE: The Match Thread.

I'll spread my love all over your face hon!

laugh

RE: The Match Thread.

HJ is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

RE: The Match Thread.

Yes, I'm really digging those librarian glasses.nerd

RE: The Match Thread.

How about a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

RE: The Match Thread.

scold

stressfree is mine heart beating

RE: ===== PAST LIFE REGRESSION=====

This is something that may be possible with the guidance of an experienced hypnotist. I have been practicing hypnotism for a little while, but I won't do any type of past life regression, or memory regression, because without the proper experience, it could be a rather bad experience.

RE: I've never

I've never been in Michelle Pfeiffer.

moping

RE: I've never

Don't feel too bad about that. I had one in Hot Springs Arkansas once, and got molested.

The first time the guy touched my nuts, I thought it was an accident. The second time, I was ready to fight.

RE: The Atheist Starter Kit

pointing Rips a loud stinky fart in the thread without saying "excuse me"

RE: Bedroom Conversation

What do you think people from the Moral Highlands say when they dirty talk?


Him: Ooooh yeah baby! You like the way that wee wee feels in your cha cha?

Her: Oh yeah! Hump me harder baby! Ooooh poopie that wee wee feels so good! Hump that cha cha baby!

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