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sleep

RE: A new American Revolution

I don't know, but sign me up!

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Dear missDior,

I don't blame you!

grin

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Dear Journal,

My daughter loves to go eat at the Chinese Buffet. They have an ice cream machine there, and we get ice cream after we eat. Now, I already know what she wants, but I still ask her every time because it's soooooo cute! I ask, "Do you want chocolate, vanilla, or swirl?" She says, "Squirrel". laugh

I loooove that Journal!

Catch you later Journal

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Dear Journal,

Can I talk to you about something that makes me really sad? It's my daughter... she keeps referring to her Mom's new husband as her "Dad". It tears me up inside, and I don't know what to do about it. Sometimes I correct her, and remind her that I am her Father. Sometimes, I try to pretend that I didn't her or something, you know...not show any emotion about it. But...every time I feel like crying.

Talk to you later Journal

RE: The fear of God

moping

I made a funny tooo

RE: if u meet the person above u what would u do

Wanna

RE: if u meet the person above u what would u do

Yeah but, I do

RE: if u meet the person above u what would u do

I'd take him to the beach to even out his tan

RE: if u meet the person above u what would u do

I'd take her and Mr. Wonderful out to a comedy club.

RE: What type of woman do you prefer?

I love women who know every goddamn thing, have mood swings, and run away from problems instead of confront them.

RE: The fear of God

What do you mean like Godorrehea?

dunno

RE: Hello from Vietnamese woman

daydreamI wonder if online hypnosis is possible

wow

YOU LOVE ME

wow

YOU FIND ME IRRESISTABLE

wow

YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY WITH A FLOWER, OR E-MAIL, OR SOMETHING

RE: The fear of God

True!

And I don't mean that in a Christian Dogma "everything in the Bible is true" sort of way.

Let's not think of "fear" in it's most common sense. I liked it when the guy said God should be respected. And, let's not think of God as some unapproachable being who's somewhere out there, and we're down here trying to figure out how to please him.

Instead, we can recognize that everyone, and everything that breathes carries the same life force. And, that we are not separate from that life force, and that we are intimately connected to everything around us. When we learn to "respect" that, then we have found the beginning of wisdom.

J M Unadulterated O

RE: Should I tell her he contacts other women?

I don't know, but the word "bloke" makes me laugh.

laugh

RE: The Robots

daydreamSudden urge to Robo Boogie

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Awwwwwww

I heart beating you too!

RE: Bang or Pass the person above you?

The world needs morons. Who else is gonna clean public restrooms, and cook hamburgers for the elitist snobs?

RE: Bang or Pass the person above you?

What have you got against drool?

dunno

RE: Bang or Pass the person above you?

W T Cornbread F!?!?

RE: Bang or Pass the person above you?

Hey Baby....

Wanna Bang?

RE: Celebrities you resemble

Ever read "The Mad Trapper of Rat River"?

RE: Bang or Pass the person above you?

This thread is a sausage festival

laugh

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Hey Journal,

Here's a funny story for you, since you love to hear about weird crap that happens to me...

So I have this lady friend over one time, and she goes to the bathroom. I'm laid back relaxing in the dark, and she jumps up on the bed, and knees my nuts up into the roof of my mouth.

Nothing like a good shot to the junk to let you know you're still alive. Although, you generally wish you were dead after.

Later Journal

RE: Bang or Pass the person above you?

If I were a chick, I'm sure he'd be totally bangable

RE: Celebrities you resemble

Now there's a good joke

RE: Celebrities you resemble

Anthony Michael Hall back when I was 15.

Joey McIntyre from NKOTB back when I was 17 or 18.

Probably the one I've heard most consistently is Timothy Hutton.

RE: Pros and Cons of online Dating

If the pictures only show the face, it's probably because they're fat.

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doh

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Dear Journal,

This was written on a bathroom wall at I truck stop:

The Soth will rise again


Now Journal, I don't think the Soth will get very far, unless it learns how to spell first.

Peace

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