RE: Dia duit

Awwwwwwwwww

blushing

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

No, no, no, drive by shootings?

Everyone knows Canada is a gun free nation.

RE: Friendship

Nice thumbs up

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

What did the cab driver do in your situation?

Ring the bell and say, "May the best fare win!"

RE: Dia duit

Not in a crazy stalker way I hope.

giggle

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

Wait a minute!

I thought Canada was supposed to be the paragon of North American Society, and violence free and all.

RE: Dia duit

You can call me Lucky Charms, because I'm magically delicious.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

I feel safe in any neighborhood. It's one of the perks of being a Bad Mo' Fo'.

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

I spent the whole night in the hospital emergency room. Apparently my daughter had a febrile seizure. The hospital did the myriad of tests, and concluded that she has pneumonia. The worst part was that her Mom, decided that it was important for her boyfriend to be there. Not out in the waiting room Journal, but right there in ER room 12 with the doctors, nurses, and me. Freaking torture Journal! That's all I can say. Torture!

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

She tried to rob a 7-11 with an electric chainsaw making chainsaw noises with her mouth....Brrrruuuun...Brrrrunnnnn...brrrunnn!

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

I have a thing for Green Eyes. Big time! Do you know what I would do for a woman with green eyes Journal? Absolutely anything she asked me to. It's always been this way for me. I don't know why. When I was in the sixth grade there was a girl named Holly. Holly was in the eigth grade, brunette, green eyes. Her studly boyfriend lived across the street from me. I still have vivid memories of her emerald peepers hypnotizing me to do her will. Don't tell anyone about this Journal, it could get me into serious trouble.

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

It was a tattoo on my wanger....it says, "Shorty's Bar and Grille Chattanooga, Tennesee"

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

She once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

RE: What's your favorite metal or hard rock band?

Yeah?

What's up Ricky?

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

Sometimes I think that something's wrong with me. I took my daughter to the swimming pool today. There was a pregnant woman there, and I couldn't stop looking at her. It's sick, I know! She was hot though. Nice legs, bikini bottoms, pot belly, wet t-shirt. I could have aimed my lecherous stare at teenage girls, or soccer moms that just came from the gym. But the preggo woman, and her little outy naval was like a tractor beam pulling my salacious gaze toward her everywhere she went. I'm a freak Journal! A freak I tell you!

RE: BIBLE;HOLY BOOK OF CHRISTIANITY ???

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RE: Use the Letters of the Last word - game

laughter

RE: BIBLE;HOLY BOOK OF CHRISTIANITY ???

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RE: Use the Letters of the Last word - game

talons

RE: Say Something... No need for name... Be nice if can -Part 2!

Nice photo Dr. Blossom!


Shouldn't you be protecting Townsville right now?

RE: Say Something... No need for name... Be nice if can -Part 2!

Maybe you should take a delicious fruit smoothie bathdunno

RE: HP.....lol

You're so naughty!

Accepting Applications

I'll take that as a no....

mumbling

RE: HP.....lol

Honest Politician





Wait a minute.......that's not a worddunno

RE: HP.....lol

Buy me one, and we'll see.

Accepting Applications

How about Greece next July then?

Accepting Applications

How's your Spanish then?

RE: HP.....lol

Hallowed Phallus

RE: HP.....lol

doh


Duhhhh!

Dio don't play Sanchoscold

RE: HP.....lol

You should bring your manners to España

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