RE: Have you ever been given an award, or won something?

applause

Oooh Oooh ooh!

I won $500 in a hot body contest at a club one night.

RE: Have you ever been given an award, or won something?

I have a consolation trophey for placing fourth in a National Tae Kwon Do Tournament in Hot Springs, Arkansas.

I won a free CD on the radio once.

Ummmmmmhmmm

I got a Third Place Ribbon in a science fair, and a Second Place Ribbon in a safety poster contest.

I placed second in a spelling bee.

I won an athletic award in High School.

Ummmmmmmhmmm

I have recieved some safety awards at work.

dunno

RE: Have you ever been given an award, or won something?

I have an "Oscar Meyer" award for most male roles played in the Easter Pageant without a speaking part. I was:

Adam
One of the Kings of "the world"
One of the 12 Disciples

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

Perhaps I will write a more eloquent discourse on it later, but meanings are in people, not words. A series of vowels and constanants only has meaning if you and I agree that it does.

I personally think that it is a silly ridiculous word. It doesn't offend me personally. I never deliberately try to use it to hurt someone. I'm only offended when I'm told I can't say it because I'm white.

I got repremanded at work once because, on the radio instead of saying "10-4" I said, "Ten fizzle my Nizzle"

Some black guy got all bent out of shape about it, and got up in my face. I was talking to a white guy on the radio when I said it. So I told Mr. Angry For No Reason that how I address my kinfolk ain't none of his business.

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

Oh my ni**ger! These strawberries are delicious!

RE: This thread is for men only, No women allowed!!!!

Girls that break the rules turn me on!

devil

RE: This thread is for women only!!! No men allowed...

Oopsie!

I posted this before I realized that I'm not allowed.

doh

I'm sooo stoopid!

Sorry!

blushing

RE: Can you play an instrument?...

Ever try cowbell?

The world needs more cowbell players!

Gotta have more cowbell!

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

Well yeah....

But dorks are cute dunno

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

You come up with the funniest expressions. I admire your creativity!

RE: Can you play an instrument?...

Oh!

And I like to play Gazongas

RE: Can you play an instrument?...

6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th grade I played the alto saxophone.

I was always in first or second chair.

I gave it up to be a dumb jock instead.

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

Hey take it easy!

I've dated a few hunch-backs....they're not all bad.

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

professor Plus, StressFree eats Fomunda Cheese.....Cynthia too!

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

I saw a program on television that said as far a mitochondrial DNA is concerned...there is no such thing as different "races"

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

How could you turn him down?

That is sooooooo original!roll eyes

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

I know!

laugh

How dare she be so culturally insensitive as to talk about another countries cheese?!? shock

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

Whatever!

Go eat some cheese!

RE: Pity Party Thread.......Come As You Are........Misery Loves Company.........

moping

This month I was hoping to have a gold-plated shark tank bar installed right next to my swimming pool, but thanks to people reading my comedy for free online, now I have to wait a few months before I can afford it.

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

And to be fair....

It was a totally un-ladylike outburst.

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

"Tainted" by Western Culture....Freddy Mercury comes to mind.

(No offense guy)

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

Give the girl a break....people take things different that others meant for them to sometimes.

I got that StressFree was playing around.

I piss people off all the time, by just playing around.

It's not exactly her fault.

Plus, maybe she's just having a bad day.

RE: What Is Your Ethnicity/Ethnicities???

readprofile

I am 100% mixed blooded American.


Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Native American (Cherokee)

Which pretty much makes me as tough as a coffin nail.

RE: The Perfect Mate

tip hat

RE: The Perfect Mate

Like Dad always said, "Never pay somebody to do something you can do yourself."

RE: The Perfect Mate

I give myself goosebumps

RE: The Perfect Mate

professor The pumpkin pie spice Coffeemate® is the perfect mate....mmmm yummy!

RE: Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

It's a hard banana.....you could sharpen a ginsu knife on it

RE: Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Peel my banana and take a bite

RE: Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

My banana between a nice pair of cantaloupes

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