RE: 3 some not what its cut out to be!

Would you please stop saying that?

mumbling Startin to give me a complex

RE: Hi my name is Chris... does anyone like Radiohead?

I sincerely hope that I don't have a reputation of being a bully and picking on people. That's not my style. I just like to be silly and goof around.

RE: Hi my name is Chris... does anyone like Radiohead?

Who says I'm picking on him?

You?

The thread police?

My first post is an almost exact quote of radiohead lyrics, my next post is a sincere compliment to the band's business savvy. Not only are they one of the most creative acts in modern music, they are among the trendsetters in how music is marketed in the digital age. Not bad for a band that's been together for nearly more than two decades.

I resent having to explain myself.

Do me favor and raise up off me bombaclot backside!

scold

I won't say where to stick the finger because I kinda like you.

The Problem with the Divinity of Socks Lost in the Dryer

One night I was out, and this girl was trying to bust my balls. So she says to me all snotty like, "Did you know your socks don't match?"

So I say, "Well, they're the same to me because I go by thickness."

RE: Hi my name is Chris... does anyone like Radiohead?

Lil harsh?

This isn't the weed thread...

dunno

RE: Hi my name is Chris... does anyone like Radiohead?

You have got to admire radiohead's ability to translate art into $$$ if nothing else.

RE: Hi my name is Chris... does anyone like Radiohead?

Hey dude...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're soooooo freakin' special
I wish I was special

RE: news report in my hometown.....Clinton projested as winner

I still wanna do Chelsea Clinton...

Chelsea, if you're reading this......call me.

RE: news report in my hometown.....Clinton projested as winner

I think the correct title is Presidette....


dunno

Just Sayin'

RE: news report in my hometown.....Clinton projested as winner

Yeah, MSN has her projested as winner in Ohio also.

RE: The chicken or the egg?

I think that paleontologists have proven that is was indeed the Chickasaurus Rex. This prehistoric cousin was also responsible for the peculiar road crossing habits of the species.

RE: When meeting a Lady/man on a first date, How would you greet them ?

Yeah!

Me too....

I'd tell shim that his/her CK1 smells nice.

The Problem with the Divinity of Socks Lost in the Dryer

Jimmeny Tap Dancing Christmas Jay!

You just did every possible sock joke in one post....

You gotta spread it out a little man!

Share the wealth!

moping

RE: Tattoo's below the waist - And suggested Wording

Shorty's Bar & Grille Chatanooga, Tennesee

RE: STOP MEDDLING!!

Yeah!

Stop wasting tax dollars on meddling with other countries. We don't have no need for all this "new agey" negotiation, and diplomacy.

What happened to the good ol' days where powerful nations just kicked other nation's behinds, and took what they wanted?

I hope that in the future Americans will be remembered as a vicious and warlike people, maybe High Schools will make Americans their mascots.

RE: EMOTICON

danceI still think we need a music note
Then we can show we're singing what we wrote

dance

RE: EMOTICON

I know right?

I'm not that fond of venison either....


barf reindeer

The Problem with the Divinity of Socks Lost in the Dryer

Some would say that it is because your ex is more spiritual than you. I tend to disagree. Assuming that "divine socks" have our best interest at heart, it would seem logical that they would remain as near our feet as possible.

RE: EMOTICON

Meee tooooo


Except for the location of the trunk

RE: EMOTICON

I don't know...

smitten this one because I like to pretend that everytime I see it, it's meant for me.



I wish there was a musical note emoticon to signify when a person has broke into song.

danceI've been using this one
To represent singing
It's okay I guess

dance

The Problem with the Divinity of Socks Lost in the Dryer

Socks mostly just keep our feet clean, dry, or warm. Socks are not divine in and of themselves; especially the ones that get lost in the dryer.

It is true that there are those who will attest that the disappearing act of these socks, is evidence of their divine nature. However, this is not necessarily the case. Most likely the sock, got lost somewhere in route to the dryer. If this is indeed the case, then few would be impressed with the divine nature of such a sock.

RE: Horrible thoughts for horrible people.

Ha! You beat me to it!

I must admit, I know absolutely nothing regarding Canadian politics. I do not share most people's complaints regarding President Bush. People always give the President (any president) too much credit for the state of affairs. People in general tend to jump on the band wagon of praise, or protest (whichever is closer or most suiting) in political discussion.

I believe that cultural trends in the information generation serverly limit the potential for any useful political discussion. Television media has conditioned many of our minds into receiving information in tiny 15-30 second tidbits. Most of us are not willing to invest the time necessary for well reasoned discussion. Many of us are too eager to adopt someone else's opinions, and too unwilling to investigate what we have embraced.

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

dance
You make me feel like dancin',
I wanna dance the night away
dance

RE: whats the most important part of the human body ? and why ? ..yes we know ..but the most important !

You naughty naughty little girl



devil

RE: So WHY are you alone?

He lick them first, then screws them...

You know!

Foreplay!

RE: The Town Mayor elections are completed.

I didn't know you were a Rockette

RE: say something to someone-no need to mention a name

Baby's on the half tip

RE: So WHY are you alone?

I this where I'm supposed to tongue ??

RE: So WHY are you alone?

I'm just sick of women wanting to use me for my body.

I'm saving myself for a lady that appreciates my keen mind.

RE: how do you keep from getting heartbroken?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

scold

Now I can see how you might have been confused, but that ain't no scratching post!

tongue

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