Christmas1 Forum Posts (869)

RE: Women get jealous?

your ex-g/f i think is on the immature side. She should have had confidence in herself and not minded you looking at others. Of course you should not mind a g/f looking at other guys as well.

RE: Put your Dating Experiences into a word...

Years ago the dating was extensive and fun.
Now ....I have no idea what I am doing. (except for my on-line friend, my sweetie).

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

Look me up in the Fortune 500. If you have to ask then you can't afford me.

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

Hi Venus...think I will go relax. My daughter just booked a vacation to Mexico (with her b/f). There goes my Xmas present...a pair of slippers again.

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

You should never question my ability, never!.

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

That chocolate that I ate is giving me a headache. Got to go lay down till the voices have subsided. "What?" "I can't do that to Ralph." "I already have bruised cheeks".

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

Yeah, I happen to know a few Grandad's and they like it rough. You look like a healthy one Ralph. lol... I haven't killed anybody YET!!!

RE: I met a girl at the park.

lol...I read about you in our local paper...The police said the "Perp was small in stature and couldn't complete the act" therefore they are not concerned that it will happen again. hahahahahahahah lol

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

Where is Ralph?, I want to show him some real love. Hi honey...sit down in the chair that is beside the coil of rope. NOW Ralph.

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

You want love? I'll give you love...HERE...(throws love in the face lol)catch this baby....I am not stressed out...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

I just ate some chocolate!!!! It is poison to me. Why did I eat it????? Why, why, why, why!!!!!!

RE: I blew the whistle on my neighbor that has been exposing himself to me

Hi honey. Yes, if one puts up a thread they should at least tend to it for awhile or at least say they are coming back.

RE: I blew the whistle on my neighbor that has been exposing himself to me

I used to live in a town house about 13 years ago. The first year I was there I had to report my neighbours to the police.
Two gentlemen (and I use that term loosely) lived next door to me. As is common when someone raises their voice, the next door neighbour can hear most of the yelling. One of the men was about 65 and drunk every night. The other was much younger and just plain weird. This particular night I could hear a argument between the two men. There seemed to be shoving. One of the men yelled at the other "put that down, I said put that down". Well my imagination went wild. I am thinking put "what" down??? A gun!!! The bullets could go right through my walls and kill me. So I called 911 and reported them. Not even 1 minute later there were 5 cop cars outside. About 20 minutes later one of the policemen came to my door and told me what had transpired. Yes, the men were fighting...they were having a lovers quarrel and one of them had some cuts from a "butterknife". LOL. Well I wasn't too popular with those neighbours (like I cared) and got some dirty looks from the older of the two. Eventually they moved and some other scum moved in.

RE: Handbags

One never puts articles in pockets. It just isn't done.
It spoils the line of the outfit. Sssshhhh!

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

If it starts spewing green pea soup I will call for an Exorcist.

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

Hmmmm!!! Something definitely has infected my computer. I wasn't touching any keys and there was a distinct laugh. I am going to have to call a priest for a blessing.

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

I didn't know you lived in India. Of course I accept. When would you like to get married, honey?

RE: WOULD you say something?ANYTHING?

Awwww! My first marriage proposal of December.

RE: What would you most like to know about the person above you???

Honest the computer did it. Never me. I am perfect. What's the matter with you? Don't you know that by now!!!!!! (looking indignant)Pfft. that wasn't a fart.

RE: Please help me understand what I did wrong !

I am sorry you sob. hahahaha. I thought you were the one. I am so disappointed. I am crushed. Go ahead knock yourself out, if they will have you after this???? hahahahahaha lol love ya ooby....hahahaha

RE: What would you most like to know about the person above you???

I know you are watching S. Nothing to say in your defence. Hmmmmm?????
I must have hit some weird key...my computer just farted or burped and laughed................I am not joking.

RE: What would you most like to know about the person above you???

Oh! honey...I am not a cradle robber...sorry S. I don't fool around with anyone younger than 31. hahahahahaha...lol.

RE: Hello Everybody

Hi there sweetie....just happy to be feeling better and my online friend.

RE: What would you most like to know about the person above you???

Hi honey...you not feeling well? Sorry, hope you feel better soon....xxoo

RE: What would you most like to know about the person above you???

Muse....you know what you want to do to HIM. But his jewels are a little rusty (do jewels get rusty? hahahahaha)

RE: Hello Everybody

Hello yourself! Welcome to CS.
So...you say you would welcome my children. Guess what?
They are on their way, all 7 of them. Enjoy!!!! LOL.. Say hello to your new Daddy kids...hahahaha...
I am sorry, I am just in a giddy mood.

RE: Are there any REAL women on this site?

Hi John....at first I thought you had on a hat that had ears..but on closer look it was just the kitchen counter. hahahahaha lol. AND then I saw that pic with your face and different body...gees John, my oh my if I had known , lol, that you had such a hot bod I would have flown any distance just to touch it. hahahahahahahahah snort

RE: who is happy out there

I am happy. I have friends, family and loves.

RE: Are there any REAL women on this site?

hahahahaha omg...from you that is hilarious!!!

RE: Please help me understand what I did wrong !

Hi doll. I have a good friend on another site. He really is a sweetheart and he cares for me as a friend. We know we will probably never meet and if the other meets someone in real life, then we will stay in touch but not as often. I truly like him.. He lets me be me with all my faults. I can yell at him, call him all sorts of names, lol hahaha, and he never gets mad. Just waits for me to calm down and I apologize. And then we laugh, he is the best man I have never met (lol). He has such a gentle soul, he is kind, respectful, sweet and loving. That is part of what a relationship should be. Maybe...just maybe we may meet. I hope we do. It would be a dream to be under his loving gaze.