Christmas1 Forum Posts (869)

RE: What makes you CRAZY?

NO! lol
And I am one of those slow moving shoppers...I turned 90 overnight.....

RE: What makes you CRAZY?

When I am shopping...people who drag their feet. To me they are slovenly. I just want to scream "Pick up your damn feet". And people that don't shower.....you can smell them...they smell stale. And also in the check out line..when someone stands so close to you...they are in my personal space.

RE: Your very best :)

RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

Thanks baby...and for you almost Xmas time.....

RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

Many flowers for you.

RE: What is the height difference YOU (not society etc.) are willing to accept in a potential partner?

No one shorter than me. It would be like dating a preteen and no really tall ones...I need to be able to touch the peddles in their Mercedes.

RE: What would you like for Christmas?

Oh! I didn't know so many people wanted to give me something. That is really sweet. LOL. Diamonds are nice (investment) and gold always makes me smile.

RE: the PACK, in the wild

------this post removed by moderator------

RE: LADIES only!

I was gonna use scotch tape to raise your eyebrow and stick it in place.

RE: LADIES only!

Hi doll...now when you are ninety...stay on the porch. You know what happens as soon as you hit the trails to get berries.

RE: LADIES only!

I'll help you.

RE: LADIES only!

my fav spot at 90 will be the living picture window...so I can watch all those nasty squirrels get run over as they try to cross the road.

RE: LADIES only!

Don't you wonder what would make you perfect???? lol...hahahahaha.

RE: LADIES only!

Thanks boom
I am having fun..hope you are feeling ok! better? How is it going?

RE: LADIES only!

you silly boy...you are almost perfect! there is nothing(hahahahaha)I would change!

RE: LADIES only!

Sorry, guys...just a lot of wishful thinking.
Reality: I have dated men of all shapes. It really gets down to personality. If you had a line of men...9 gorgeous men and 1 who looked like Woody Allen and they had to take a personality test..guess who would win? WRONG not Woody Allen... Sorry couldn't resist...yeah probably Woody. hahahahaha

RE: LADIES only!

Blue eyes...now funny thing is that I adore dark eyes yet every man that I have dated in the past 2 years has had blue eyes.
Thanks I am glad to be back.

RE: LADIES only!

Guess I'll start physically, from the top...I like dark brown or black hair. A pleasing head shape, squarish jaw, brown eyes, or maybe green, full lips and a nose..not fat nor too long. Ears that are close to the head.

RE: if the guy ask you to go on a strict strict diet....

I would very casually walk up to him and with one quick movement grab him by the balls and squeeze and twist. And then run like hell!

RE: Sarcastic comments.. what do u think is the cause ?

I love sarcasm. My best friend (whom I have known for 28 years and I love her dearly) and I, when we get together, lord look out, crack each other up so bad. I have been known to be literally rolling on the floor, tears, can't talk...laughter. Omg, so much fun. And yes it is at the expense of others but they are not there and I would never say anything so caustic to their faces. I use sarcasm on this site, but it is mild to what I am capable of saying. Someone posted an article on this thread that said that people that can't understand sarcasm have a disfunctional brain. I laughed. What someone else finds funny, I usually find boring. Slapstick...I don't laugh...I feel sorry for the person and people that do laugh are cruel.

RE: Trying to give up smoking

I did it gradually over 2 weeks. Thats how long it took me to go through my last pack. Don't smoke in car, don't smoke at work and finally don't smoke in house. The last 10 cigs I would take 10 puffs then put out the cig. Next cig 9...etc. The cravings didn't leave for a year. Just don't ever buy another pack..ever.
that was 11 years ago. Now I have no desire at all to smoke.

RE: Aetheism...genuine or a cop out?

I don't believe in God. God created the world and humans...pffft.
Nothing to nothing...and if there is something...well won't know until I die...look for the name "Rosebud".

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

don't know him..but he looks like my ex-neighbour that went missing one day. Said he was going to the corner store for cigs.....

RE: The Worst Pain...

Physically....childbirth..close second sciatica
Emotionally...when my Mom died.

Thank you from Christmas1

Gosh long story...good to see you too.

Thank you from Christmas1

Thanks for the beer! Cheers.

Thank you from Christmas1

Thanks sweets ..for your support

RE: Would You Kiss Again.....

kiss kiss

RE: Would You Kiss Again.....

Thanks honey...appreciate it.

RE: Would You Kiss Again.....

why pray tell lol ahahaha did you run out of kisses. Oh! i am being sarcastic which makes me the Devil....hahahahaha