Christmas1 Forum Posts (869)

RE: CS PEOPLE

"If we practice an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless"
Quote by Mahatma Gandhi

RE: 3 some

is he kidding...knickers...hahahahaha honey...time4..it is stockings with a garter belt.....ta da!!!

RE: 3 some

right Dudley Do-Right ..... I'll have some French Fries with white vinegar...and a beavers tail, and some frogs legs....and a little push up on that brick wall. yes you like...more?

RE: 3 some

easy peasy....while drinking a Canadian (beer) and repeating these words...."You can trust me" "cause I know Fred"
Waving a paper Canadian flag and farting due north...you are now a Canadian...Cograts...

RE: The Bar Is Open............... It Is Always Ladies Night............

Well I have come back to have me beer
After all ti's the season of cheer
But not for one cause you see
she is not too happy to be chucked from here.

An innocent you see, but stupid because she's blonde!
Not a mark against her, clean as a whistle says she
Ti's the Christmas season, a mistake has been made
I wish, I prayer to the Beer God for her to return
To grace us with her blondness and her ever good cheer.

RE: 3 some

hmmmmm us Canadians seem to be an adventurous lot!!!

RE: The Bar Is Open............... It Is Always Ladies Night............

Someone tried to hack into my FB account!!!!!

RE: My heart is heavy today.

my sympathy.

RE: The Bar Is Open............... It Is Always Ladies Night............

This must be sorrow central
where lives collide with a regular clang
see me baby...I'm really not here
just my skin and that is pretty thin.

Blue beneath my eyes
yellow between my fingers
smoke above my head,
hey buddy can you spare one?

Rings on the counter
as years slip by, I can't remember
yesterday let alone last week.
pick through my pockets
change for one beer.

Cheers everybody, I'll see you tomorrow
same place, same time, same beer.

RE: Fable of the porcupine

Pricks are the waves that you hit when you think everything is smooth sailing. Either ride the wave or smash through it.

RE: The power of thought.

I am so sorry. Your niece must be a very brave woman and yet so scared. If I could hug her and you I would. I will pray that another day dawns for Heather as a delicate flower hugs the earth in its tenacious hold on life.

RE: My xmas present

Awww! baby....being alone at Christmas is sad. My little sweetheart! Boo hoo! T. how many times have I told you not to lie? Didn't I just kick out two "friends" from your bed? Bottles of wine strewn about. Me thinks you don't lack for company at any time Mr. Bond. I will give you some gold cuff links so that you may look debonair when you treat me to an icecream.

RE: What to say to your child

You are divorced. I would tell them that they have a Daddy that loves them very much and that Mommy might be sad sometimes but having them be her best girls is all the love Mommy needs right now. So my darlings what would you like Santa to bring just for you?

RE: Send a kiss or a hug to the person..

Here is a hug and kiss for Christmas from Christmas

RE: The ice cream flavor, you may favor the most.....

Butter Pecan.....What do I win? I was first....nothing!!!

RE: What part of your body do you think shows your age the most?

I still look the same as yesterday. I can only remember that far back.

RE: For MEN ONLY : What´s your style to say"it´s over" to a girl ?

Where is Ralphie? I am sure he has some tales to tell.

RE: Christmas

If you didn't notice my name is Christmas alias Santa

RE: Christmas

C'mon you know that isn't true. Get down on your knees and pray Santa is a woman who likes a man holding a plate of cookies and a glass of milk in the other hand. And that he is stark naked. HO! HO!

RE: For MEN ONLY : What´s your style to say"it´s over" to a girl ?

Way, way , way back when...I said to a guy "You bug me"

RE: What would be the main cause for a III world war?

Stella didn't get her groove back.

RE: Rate the poster above 1-10

Hi doll...gosh I am bored, can't sleep...if I had sleeping pills I would take them...but no so my eyes look like this

RE: Rate the poster above 1-10

I have some peppermint ones in my breast pocket. Care to try?

RE: Rate the poster above 1-10

S...sometimes you deserve a 10...but Mr.Bean is a 1.

RE: So, what you people think?

Never, I am not the kind of person.

RE: So, what you people think?

You are very accommodating at this time. Can I accommodate you?

RE: Do you think so?

Apparently it has happened. The odds are against it. Have I inspired you?

RE: Say something about something, or anything. :)

My daughter is a new paramedic. Some accidents are horrific.
A girl was crossing the street. A transport truck was turning the corner, didn't see her and ran over her. And a car behind the transport also hit the poor girl. She died of course. The girls head was flattened!!!
A man was in a big box store. He was pushing a cart. In an aisle there was a large puddle of water. He slipped on it, fell, hit his head very hard. Had a total of 7 seizures, has never had seizures before....he is going to sue the big box store!!!!
Good morning!!!! you never know what could happen to you.

RE: Bang Or Pass

Bang

RE: Say something about something, or anything. :)

Oh! you're a mean one Mr. Grinch...
Oh! you're a nasty one Mr. Grinch....

I love that movie starring another Canadian Jim Carrey.
I have on my computer desk....Mr. Grinch.. dressed in his Santa suit.....my favourite Christmas tree ornament.

Merry Christmas Mr. Grinch.