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RE: Middle word - add two more

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RE: ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard....

must resist the urge to make a comment.

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Repairs

RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME

Camera Lens

Hi Pisceslady

RE: Four letter, change a letter word game.

R O P E

RE: Opposites Game

Short

quiet or chatty

RE: ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard....

Will have to be careful, with the sun tan oil the eggs might slip through your fingers Mr L

RE: Never-ending story. Add the next 4 words

where they serve the

Only two seasons?

Oh very clever Sail, yes this country does touch the arctic circle and the seasons are traditionally 'the cold, dark one' and the 'warm, light one'.

Yesterday was Sumardagurinn Fyrsti the first day of the Icelandic summer. Traditionaly Iceland follows the Norse calendar and celebrates the two changes of the season with a bank holiday and plenty of festivity.

So Gleðilegt Sumar! (Happy Summer)

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

A phone call from my cousin who I have not talked to in some time.

Only two seasons?

It's the first day of summer and as always it's a bank holiday and a time to celebrate the changing of the seasons. I'm told it's quite cold and it's been snowing this week, which is a good sign as when the two seasons merge it is suppose to bring a good summer

In this country with a population less than Cardiff there are however only two seasons, winter and summer. So the question I would like to ask is, does anybody know which country this is?

RE: The sign in sign out thread ;-)

Goodnight Sail

RE: For information for those wondering who is Jack S--t

Nice one Sail.

A man received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, extremely rude

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind.

Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, the bird got worse.

He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and exceedingly rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.

The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness. I will try to improve my behavior."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "...May I ask what the chicken did?"

RE: Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)

Goes Bungee jumps using knicker elastic.

RE: Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)

Thats my reputation flushed down the toilet.

The lovely Eos11 has a crush on John Prescott

RE: ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard....

Not at all sweet Lady. Although I haven't been called cute in a long while

RE: ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard....

And whats wrong with us guys in Hull prey tell.

RE: Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)

Has a secret passion for Jaguar divers

RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME

FILM NOIR

RE: Change one letter to form a new word - Next generation2

T O A S T

RE: Change one letter to form a new word - Next generation2

tarts

RE: Never-ending story. Add the next 4 words

and shook the very

RE: The First Word That Comes To Mind~~~ AGAIN

behaviour

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Courtesy

RE: Never-ending story. Add the next 4 words

bang, that was heard

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Chivalry (it's not dead yet)

RE: ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard....

I have already been told that my hat would be insufficient for the Aussie climate, apparently it would not protect my ears from the sun. However I am absolutely certain I will not be caught dead wearing any cowboy hat with with corks hanging from the brim. No offence to the sweet Aussie lady.

RE: Never-ending story. Add the next 4 words

hoot. The next day

RE: ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard....

I only have the one hat only seem to be able to wear one at a time so no real problem.

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Petite