RE: unusual OR funny quotes

Two from a child in my daycare several years ago...

"Chocolate is my favorite color"

"Candy is crack for babies."

Malachi, 3 years old

RE: For American Only

I am American, even though I currently live in Europe. I was raised in the sticks of WA state. We shoot targets at family gatherings...I only ate meat that was provided by my grandpa growing up, either the cattle, deer, elk, bear, or fish that he procured or raised himself. I had a lucky childhood. Until I moved to Europe, I had a handgun. I kept it in pieces in a locked box and stored in a separate location than the ammo. My brothers used to tell me how ridiculous this was, but I always said that MY "bad guys" would be polite enough to wait for me to put the gun together and load it...

RE: Which Type of Food is Best?

I miss decent Mexican food. In my town there is some European version of "Tex-Mex". Dreadful.

RE: what do you want to say ?

People who post "--just sayin'" should post instead, "--Just judgin'"

RE: Right this minute, how clean is your main personal bathroom (every morning that one you use)?

I keep my toothbrush in the kitchen. I can't stand to think of it in the bathroom.

And then you should always flush with the lid down so airborn germs have a better chance of staying in the bowl.

RE: If you met and fell in love with someone here on CS but they lived in another state or country, woul

Hmm, I kind of wonder what YOUR criteria for "nuts" could be...

RE: If you met and fell in love with someone here on CS but they lived in another state or country, woul

Why couldn't he come to me?

RE: The Best pick up lines .....

Someone tried this on me for real...

"Hey, honey, have you licked yer teeth today? No? Can I lick 'em fer ya?"

RE: I love it when?

I love it when one of my kids at school gives me a spontaneous hug. purple heart

Thought Provoking Questions

Is that question directed at me? If so, then I am sorry, I don't understand.

RE: You are over 40

Never give up hope! My granddad found a new love after his wife had passed. He married on a Valentines Day, the day before his 80th birthday. (Told his bride that if they didn't marry before he was 80, then why bother.) He is now turning 86 in Feb. They are healthy, active, and enjoying life. He still works and owns a business. I think 70 can be a GREAT age, as long as you use it well!

It's not the years, it's the mileage! (Kilometerage??) laugh

RE: ofListed, which is Your favorite cartoon?

Pinky and Brain!

RE: What COLOR(s) would You have for Your QUALiTY sportsCAR?

Please have it delivered with a big red bow and a handsome male driver, please!

RE: Have YOU everbeen physicallyTORTUREd?

My mom used to hold me down and tickle me til I cried...

RE: i hate it when ?

You know when you are out walking in the winter under some trees, chatting with a friend about the politics of Portugal, and you move a sharp left to avoid the dog poo in your path and you hit a bush or a tree and a dollop of snow falls down the back of your neck, underneath your clothes? I hate that.

RE: Rate Yourself.

I didn't vote...

I would say I am loyal, empathetic, and trusting. All three alternate between blessings and curses.

Thought Provoking Questions

I understand! I have always felt about 45 even when I was younger. I was the "mama" of my girlfriends..."Where is your coat? Did you lose your crutches? I packed you a lunch cause I knew you would forget." Maybe that is why at 42, I feel like I am becoming comfortable in my skin.

And hello to Immanuelle!

Thought Provoking Questions

How old would be if you didn't know how old you were?

RE: You are over 40

I spent the first twenty years being raised by my mom. The second twenty years I raised my daughter. I figure the next twenty years are MINE, and then I will have to care for my mom...I am two years into my ME years and there are NO regrets yet!!

RE: if this doesn't make you laugh then...

A few from my own years of teaching preschool:

"Chocolate is my favorite color." Malachi, age 3

"The kakka is coming!" Magnus, age 4, Asking to go to the bathroom (one hand on each of my cheeks, looking me straight in the eye.)

"Where is my head?" asked by Lenni, age 5, while sitting at the lunch table.

And lastly, when she finally figured out she had so many grandmothers, my own granddaughter told me she was wanted to find a name just for me to keep me separate. For a while I was the "Special Grandma". Then I became, "Grandmamamamama" which was soon shortened to "Mamma". After getting that confused with her own mother, she sighed and said, "I'm just gonna call you Tinkerbell." Jaedie, age 3

RE: I love it when?

...when it is those ten minutes after I push the snooze button. Those ten minutes of snuggling under the covers feel so great.

RE: How will you spend New Years Eve?

Felt pathetic and a loser as I had no date for NYE, so I went to my sisters. I TRIED to participate with the family, we had a great dinner, then the wait for midnight began. I was asleep on the couch when my 4 nephews went out to light the fireworks. My sister was watching a movie when midnight happened. We had our champagne the next morning after breakfast. I AM SO OLD!

RE: How can u handle a man with kids?

This is sooooo hard! I chose to not date men with children under 18 while I was raising my child. There were several reasons, finances, holidays, ex wives, etc. But another was that I didn't want my child to have to be put second or third.

My brother did the "yours mine and ours" thing, he and his second wife have custody of all three of the previous children and now have four of their own. It took several years, but they have a pretty harmonious household. (But not quiet!)

There is no easy answer, good luck!

RE: The gained or lost weight thread.

Ok, got home and faced the scale. I gained 1.9 kilos in 1 week. I am kinda amazed as I have been TERRIBLE I thought it might might be more. But already started back on track today!

And studies show that people that weigh themselves every day lose more weight over time. The learn better about how they eat affects their weight more directly.

I hated to turn into the diet geek, but that is what I have had to do to lose the weight I have lost so far...

RE: The gained or lost weight thread.

I lost 15.8 kilos as of the 23rd. I am afraid to step on the scale now...but I know I have to when I get home!

RE: When you know your ex is dating somebody else, what is your reaction?

I would be happy for him...I broke with him so we could both be happy. But I would be VERY surprised!

RE: So ... what`s your Christmas menu?

The day starts off with Rice Porridge, rye bread from the market place, cheese, meat, and lettuce...and Christmas tea.

Then comes Sauna...I had a cider after.

We had our dinner tonight:
Ham (Cooked over night in a traditional old oven)
Potato Casserole
Carrot Casserole
Rutabega Casserole
Pickled Fish (two kinds)
Cold smoked Salmon (two kinds)
Boiled eggs
Steamed potatoes
Green Pepper Pate
Smoked Ham Pate
Beet Salad
Pasta Salad
Mushroom Salad
Rasberry Salad
Macaroni Casserole for the children.

Dessert was Plum, Apricot, Apple, and Pear Fruit soup with whipped cream.

Santa came to visit and distribute packages...

Coffee was Bailey's flavoured Cheesecake, Christmas tarts (two kinds), Cinnamon S cookies, and gingerbread cookies. Also some Fazer Chocolates.

Now a trip to the graveyard to light candles and then on to Christmas Church.

RE: Consuming alcohol on Christmas day?

Heck, I have already started. Finland has this awesome tradition of spiced wine...aaaaahhhhh.

RE: We're geeks and we don't care what others think!

He has the funniest posts on facebook! If you have FB, then friend him! Lots of Trek jokes...

RE: We're geeks and we don't care what others think!

One time in the early 80's my mom and I sat down to watch one of the episodes to the original Star Trek. About five minutes into it my mom slaps her thigh and says, "This is a rerun!" I was a smart mouth teen and pointed out to mom that the show was made when SHE was in high school, and she has probably seen them all at least twice by then.

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