skippy73703skippy73703 Forum Posts (216)

RE: Pick Up Lines

i can supply the nuts and all you need is yourself i will make you desertrolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you could be a fairy tale character...

see merlin isnt the only tinker bell confused rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you could be a fairy tale character...

i could have said peter pan but he plays with children

RE: If you could be a fairy tale character...

and robin hood isnt i mean he does run around with merry men rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Pick Up Lines

ok if you will be my hot fudge

RE: Pick Up Lines

hell yeah and i will be your banana rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Curiosity has gotten the best of me...

i havent but my dad is / was an acoholic so i know what you mean

RE: Pick Up Lines

you look like desert and is that chocolate syrup on top

RE: Pick Up Lines

i say you arent here yet i can get another whip

RE: Pick Up Lines

hey you still have my whip and cuffs

RE: Pick Up Lines

you've been a bad girl go to my room

RE: If you could be a fairy tale character...

do you have layers like an onionrolling on the floor laughing
and i would have to be merlin cause im always disappearing

how to live on 25 dollars a week

nah not my parents but i do live with my friends as we are business partners but thats ok 2 he has a 25 dollars budget as well rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do you trust men again???

first of all sorry that you have been through so much second it is very hard to trust but its not impossible and not all men have done that to you just think of it like this those 2 must not be worth your time and always remember keep smiling cause you never know who is falling in love with your smile and ........you might only be one person to the world but to one person you could be the world.......wave

how to live on 25 dollars a week

beer=$8
chips=$2
wifes wine coolers $4
bar tab=10
smokes=2.50
total=26.50 warning over budget take away wifes drink and replace with another pack of smokesrolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm Not Really Looking....

ok in reply to not lookin i always say follow your heart and ...........you cannot direct the course of love but love if it finds you worthy will direct your course

RE: If you could name one person here that you would roadtrip with, who would it be?

hell i would take all of ya we would need a tour bus but what a blast it would be cheers

RE: The Institution Of Marriage....

i knew if i got married i would be institutionalized rolling on the floor laughing

RE: why is it nice guys finish last?

well nice guys finish last cause they stay in a little longer and see whats really going on rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

true true but however a very tuned in person and there are few guys like that............either you love or not me i prefer to love all other things just cause hurt and anguish

RE: Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

that would be like holding a piece of gold and trading it for the perfect treasure ...........the heart of a woman...so with that i say right on rilly and i guess i bid me good luck not you cause seems you got skill confused

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

ok that said i gotta go fix the freakin water heater and gotta go pour acid in my eyes rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats freakin nasty duderolling on the floor laughing

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

the hell you say thats technically a broth dude but all is good if iits fresh and let a lil peach walk up to you you will forget about veggies

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

i dunno some women swing from other vines rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

i was gonna say i can repulse women been doing it for 32 years rolling on the floor laughing but eatin beaver should leave you breathe minty fresh if not have it examined rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

wait are we gettin women or being repulsive

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

or worse case scenario just go in ask some one how your breath smells and buy a tooth brush and say you had an onion fest or something

RE: Who should make the first move?

hell i will make the first move if there is an interest but if not i run and hide

RE: 5 Rules To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams!

i dunno about rules but heres what works for some go to a grocery store and buy a pack of gum assuming the checker is a girl you are atracted to buy the gum then get back in her lane and buy another pack
keep doing so till she giggles or smiles then tell her you will quit if she will put her number on your receit rolling on the floor laughing(true story by the way my little brother got a GF like that)

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