Do you have a ......

So.....you want to crank call me? rolling on the floor laughing

Do you have a ......

rolling on the floor laughing devil rolling on the floor laughing

Do you have a ......

Cool thumbs up

Do you have a ......

rolling on the floor laughing Player! wink laugh

Do you have a ......

collection of some sort? I collect: Old coins, zippos, knives, various antiques, and sometimes stray animals....

grin




P.S. Jas...most of us already know that you collect wives rolling on the floor laughing
wink

RE: Marriage anyone

confused rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do you like my pic

Yes, I do! cheers

RE: Marriage anyone

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do you fancy dj walker

Yes, I fancy him. He is a sweetie. thumbs up

RE: I am so gorgeous I am just in love with myself

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you seriously wanting to meet a mate?

I am here for fun, however, I would like to meet my (soul) mate eventually. And if I don't meet him here on CS, that's cool with me thumbs up
At least I'm having fun in the meantime grin

cheers

RE: If you could write a song about your loves in your life,what would it be called

laugh

RE: If you could write a song about your loves in your life,what would it be called

It would be called: "You know what they say about redheads" wink

RE: what word describe you best when your in love......1 word only!!!

Intense.

RE: i am back again

I don't know what was wrong before, sweetie, but I'm glad you are better now! thumbs up

comfort hug

RE: i am back again

Hiya wave Yep, I'm good.......thanks hun.......how about you?

hug

RE: i am back again

wave

RE: Hello!

wave

handshake

RE: Shoul i shave my head

I know, right? rolling on the floor laughing

kiss

RE: Shoul i shave my head

Oooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! doh

hug

wink

RE: Shoul i shave my head

I called you "easy" ??? When was this? dunno

comfort

RE: conventional or non conventonal

wink


wave

RE: conventional or non conventonal

I would say that I am both, and that it depends on the situation at hand.

RE: can love be founded upon a lie?

Well, in my case it was a man, not a woman.........I did not sustain the trust I originally had, no.
scold thumbs down

RE: If Santa could bring you anything for Christmas this year...what or who would it be?

To send to Pedro--so he can BBQ somethingdunno

RE: If Santa could bring you anything for Christmas this year...what or who would it be?

A stocking full of coal.

RE: Greetz, been reading ur forums.....

wave

RE: How do you answer the telephone?

Helloooo?

THE BURNED OUT GYNECOLOGIST

Okay.......I'll laugh! laugh

THE BURNED OUT GYNECOLOGIST

THE BURNED OUT GYNECOLOGIST

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice
insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would
be beneficial, he decided to change careers and
became an auto mechanic. He found out from the local
technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find
that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he
called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the
engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth
50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say,


"I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

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