RE: The witches thread -

Well, I would never trick a lady, so I will let her choose her potion, so its up to you!! You can have whichever potion you desire!! angel

RE: The witches thread -

Aha, so its was not a truth potion than!! wine

RE: The witches thread -

drum roll!!!

RE: The witches thread -

Ok, so let's have this blessed drink!! cheers

RE: The witches thread -

May I ask what you'll be drinking, as long as its not a secret?

RE: The witches thread -

Well, as we're discussing the truth potion, I would prefer to know the truth, err price, beforehand!! wink

RE: The witches thread -

And what's the price?

RE: The witches thread -

Who mentioned anything regarding trust?

Well, I have no skeletons in my closet at least that I know off!! confused

RE: The witches thread -

Regarding beer, I rarely drink it.

The kisses part you've got wrong, who said that I didn't like them, all I said was that a kiss on its own means nothing to me. There are people who seem to give a dozen kisses a penny. Would a kiss like that be worth anything?

And I was offered the 'truth' potion, not the 'love' one!! conversing

RE: The witches thread -

well, as a sorcerer, one has to be prepared for anything, otherwise what kind of sorcerer would one be?

dunno fuq kollox kont qed inkompli fl-ispirtu tat-thread!

RE: The witches thread -

Well, personally, I always prefer the truth, whatever the situation. What's the use of deceiving people, after all the truth will always be discovered, one way or another.

RE: The witches thread -

Is it worthed drinking the truth potion just to get a kiss? confused

A kiss on its own means nothing!

RE: The witches thread -

I might, as long as I have an antidote prepared!! banana

RE: The witches thread -

I'm afraid that a sorcerer will not divulge his secret!! wink

RE: The witches thread -

MY dear witch, please read my previous post!! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The witches thread -

Unfortunately for you, my dear witch, I rarelt drink beer!! wink

RE: The witches thread -

Please note that if you're a with, I'm a sorcerer!! grin

RE: The witches thread -

Reading this thread, I decided to support the witches, erm ladies!!! wink

RE: Spyware Issues

you can search either AOL or Google, they should direct you to the relevant sites.

I can mail you the links if you want too.

RE: Spyware Issues

Karen, I'm really impressed to find out somebody else on this site who uses Linux!! banana applause

Do you mind if I ask what distro you're using? Personally, I'm addicted to Kubuntu/Ubuntu.

RE: advice please

In addition to all the above, I would recommend using the following:

Windows Defender (anti-spyware). This is available from
AVG Free edition (anti-virus). This is available from
AVG Anti-Spyware Free edition (anti-spyware). This is available from
for free.
Please install only one of the 2nd and 3rd options, as these are real time scanners, and thus might cause conflicts if both are installed.

Regarding Spybot Search & Destroy and Ad-aware, I haven't tried them in Vista, so I cannot say if they work or not. Please note that both of these are freeware, just google them to get the URLs to download them. You can install them both, as they are On Demand scanners, i.e. you have to run them yourself to scan the PC.

Prior to defragging your hard disk, run the cleanmgr.exe from the start menu, as this will clear a whole lot of temporary files. Please note that it will also clear your Recycle Bin, thus make sure that you do not need any files that you have recently deleted.

RE: "Where were you, on..." No. 5

Was at work, when a colleague told us the news. At first we could not believe it and some even stated that there must have been a mixup, as she had heard the news from a 3rd party. We tried to access various sites, eg. CNN, BBC News, Sky New, etc etc, but could not manage to access them, due to the fact that they were overloaded.

Thus we tried some newspaper sites, and managed to get an update about what was happening.

Once I arrived home, I found my family watching the TV, and a bit later, the 2nd tower crashed.

RE: "Where were you when..." No. 2

Sorry, but I wasn't born yet!! grin

RE: Football....Its A Mans Game or is it?? Who do you support?

One of their top officials was accused of match fixing and even of irregularities in transfers of Italian players. Top players had to use his son's agency, otherwise they would not end up in the top teams.

He was found out by the Italian press, who were monitoring his mobile phone.

To tell you the truth, its the players and the fans that have to pay for such deeds. In this case, Juve were relegated to the 2nd division. Most of the players stayed on, and this helped to get the team back to the top division after only one season!! grin

RE: Football....Its A Mans Game or is it?? Who do you support?

Yepp, unfortunately that's the truth!! But at least they back to where they belong.

Shingles

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."

She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere. "

The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

Airplane Jokes

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or
reported:

1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant
crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached
cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for
your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight
attendants."

2. On landing the stewardess said, "There may be 50 ways to leave
your lover, but there are only 4 ways out off this airplane."

3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington
National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella.
WHOA!"

4. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in
Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please
take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a
landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

5. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will
descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull
it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."

RE: Football....Its A Mans Game or is it?? Who do you support?

Oops, btw I support Juventus. thumbs up

RE: split the cheque ----

seems so!! wink

RE: Football....Its A Mans Game or is it?? Who do you support?

Try Wikipedia, they've got a page on Oslo's team. wink

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