But all my posts have been totally innocent it's you own interpretation that may be a bit corrupt! I know I could easily go to confession and the priest would suggest I became a Saint!!!
Well, someone from this site and I won't mention names has totally proved that theory wrong for me. I must say, my self-esteem has doubled the last 24 hours although I declined a very nice sounding much younger person's offers of dinner due to my personal morals (I know boring!!!!) - it has really made me think about the subject in a different light!!! but I have to be truthful, I was totally flattered!!!
No, always had something for polishing silver!!!! Well I'm off to bed - Scouser's run scared after I proposed to him - I did send him flowers and ask him properly so it looks like I'll be doing my own washing!!!!!!
I'm making a new years resolution - I'm never going to tell my kids to tidy up their rooms again - you should see the amount of washing when I actually could see my kitchen floor for the first time in weeks they came down and created a mountain. At least when I sit on top of it I can pretend I'm a princess!
I'm actually feeling quite sorry for him at this moment - that's probably because I've got mountains of washing and could really do with someone cooking me some dinner! Scouser, will you be my wife?
I think old Arnie Swarzenegger would be frightened in that room. I'll tell you what I'll do last time I asked the kids to sort out the toys - I paid them £1 per black bag - it cost me £18 and the room was still full!
Do you think I'm brave enough to go into their bedroom alone??? I need mountain rescue on standby and at least one strong man to carry me out of the danger zone - the gap down the side of their beds!!!!
brilliant idea - some of the toys in my youngest's room are about 15 years old passed down through my kids and they never bloomin' part with anything! Can we also build me a new car that starts on cold days?
Ta for your welcomes. Well, I should be able to lay the bricks sometime during my sleeping hours I suppose, at present I've still got three laminate floors to lay, then revamp my dining room totally as well as finally sort the kitchen properly and lay quarry stone tiles in there. So can we work night-shifts? What about getting a crew together and doing a changing rooms job to each persons house as required. Seems like a good deal to me then at least I won't have to move the millions of toys in my youngest's bedroom.
No we're trying to buy his body - I mean trying to purchase his services - that didn't sound right either - he's turning himself into rent-a-wifey by the sounds of it! Not claiming any responsibility but I think it's a great idea!
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it's you own interpretation that may be a bit corrupt!
I know I could easily go to confession and the priest would suggest I became a Saint!!!
WHY DO BLOKES WANT DOLLY BIRDS????
looks like I need some night classes or at least some further education - do you come with references?????????