denguefever Forum Posts (1,204)

RE: who gives you buterflies

burp more!!!

[scientific fact] Women have larger internal air spaces than men!


p.s. Anyone accusing any woman on here of being a gas bag, is reeeeeeally brave!!!

RE: questions - going international

I was ... and I sucked at it ...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

RE: questions - going international

mornings ...

For what?

RE: who gives you buterflies

that will be sitting on someone else's toilet seat will do that for you!!!

RE: who gives you buterflies

no ... its ok ... Im sure she will be down here soon, to let us out.

The zombies are getting restless ... they are pacing and looking longingly at the mutants ... (who, by the way, are picking their three noses in fear)

RE: questions - going international

9 ... but nothing like the first one!!!

How much wood, can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

RE: who gives you buterflies

The clocks went forward an hour and so, my normal view at 630 of daylight, is still pitch black!!

So .... no ... Im still in the dark!! (It aint the first time either)

RE: who gives you buterflies

The butterflies are actually pteradactyls (thats only because of the science projects in the cellar)

RE: my dad and pal where chatting each other up

it says in your profile that you are open minded ....

RE: my dad and pal where chatting each other up

I was with someone over 5 years and she was 17 when I met her.
I was 34!

Age is immaterial.

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To fun11 ...
Why would your Dad and your friend be such a repugnant idea?

Your Dad is still a relatively young man, and as long as he is single and available, then what harm is there?

I would say its a great idea.

Two people you love together?

The words of love, the love of words

We are the of the written word
my paramour and I
We are the seekers of honesty
between lines of prose.

Hear my fingers tapping out pictures
till I expire
As I quietly shout my journey
through rhymes.

We, who are captured
and enraptured
by words and phrases,
are surely a curious crowd.

RE: which countries to visit in Africa?

I lived in Egypt ...

Its an incredible place with warm and friendly people.

Sharm El Sheik is a top class dive destination.

The Sinai mountain safari was incredible, as was the Nasser dam.

RE: ALL THE WORLDS A STAGE

and all those who are in it are players in the world's greatest drama!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

Theres no need to shout, Im only 250 miles away ...

SHEEESH!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

NAH!!! A bunch of mature women? Picking on me???

Unlikely .... anyway ... if they are ... what a way to die!!!

Beam me up Spotty!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

NAH!!! A bunch of mature women? Picking on me???

Unlikely .... anyway ... if they are ... what a way to die!!!

Beam me up Spotty!!!

RE: the honest and the fake

Hi Mary ...

Repair the damage?

This site is full of wonderful people ... and there are ways to find out if they are true ...

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

I DONT HAVE ISSUES WITH SOFT!!!


Do not start THAT rumour!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

HUH!!!!

Oh yeah!!

Right!!


ummm ....

ok ... them as well!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

You know what???

My imagination is just toooooooo vivid for this conversation!!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

Did I really say that ???

Well ... ummmm ... errr .... ummm .... couldnt have been the NEW me ... it was obviously the caffiened-me ...




You want to celebrate with a load of aliens and some spaghetti stuffed down someone's shirt???

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

Im saying nothing at this point ... I can feel a hard stare on its way!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

No, you are Irish ... even weirder!!!




Hey Nu-Nu

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

[looks over his shoulder to see if anyone is looking or listening ]


pssst ... can I have a look? I do love pasta, especially those curly lil ones!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

NAH!!! Dont do embarassed!!

But my 'puter will get a stiff talking-to!!

I have many people's birthdays stored in my outlook (small tip for you guys ... looks impressive) and the 'puter decided to tell me a month late ...

Im gonna give the floppy drives a slapping and the hard drive will be in the corner!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

theres another one ...

Damn the aliens around here are cute!!!!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

See ... I told you she was an alien!

ITS A BIRTHDAY DAY!!!!

As there was some dispute as to whether she was actually over 18, I had to get parental consent to post this ...






H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y P E G G Y (LONGINGFORMYLUV)

RE: One way street?

As a fellow Brit, I would say that although the majority of the Brit women dont post on here, the search facility on CS is pretty limiting.

You have four choices on the UK (Eng/Sco/Ire/Wal) and this will still lead to a huge number of choices of potential candidates.

It could be that they cannot wade through the multitude of choices the ladies are presented with.

Be patient, look around a lot, and you will find someone to chat with ... but be careful, they may not live in the UK ...

Then its really fun!

RE: do u people?

Havent seen Tumpa around for a while ...

Maybe he took my advice on the Cosmo thing and is getting some rave reviews!!!

I was in a newsagent's yesterday and I had a lookie at a new Cosmo ...

Its pants!!! Where's all the juicy stuff gone???