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RE: 10 Things men understand about women...

The only thing that you have to know about women is how to respect them for who they are.

At the end of the day, you will never be wrong for being respectful.

Even if you disagree and dislike, turn it around and ask yourself "what would I like to have happened here if the roles were reversed"

RE: im a granpaw

Why are you down?

Hell, guy, you should be going out into the street and yelling your head off!!

The whole world needs to know that you have a beautiful granddaughter!!

Why the heck are you sitting here.

Go out into the street. RIGHT NOW!!! go grab a passer-by and tell them!!!

Its super news, its the BEST news!!!!

cheering cheering cheering


You are a hero!!!


YEAH DUCE!!!!!

RE: What if......

what if ...

you stopped wondering about the "what ifs" and made space for the "why nots"

Life is too short to wonder about what you dont have.

Dont look at the unobtainable.

Make it obtainable, and see how!

RE: help me out here, suggestions please

why is he having a rough night?

RE: comfort music

Disney's Jungle Book
Robin Williams in "Good Morning Vietnam"
The Blues Brothersdancing

RE: daily wisdom (series)

Joan Armatrading - Me, myself and I

RE: useless information

SPRINGDALE - Tyson Foods of Springdale became the largest poultry producer in the world May 9, 1986, when it completed acquiring all the capital stock of Lane Processing, Inc., of Grannis in Polk County.

Tyson's 1985 annual report said sales totaled $1.36 billion. The Tyson chicken and hog empire was named in Successful Farming magazine as the largest farm in America.

The poultry industry as a whole is the state's largest manufacturing employer, with some 80,000 workers, according to the Arkansas Poultry Federation. U.S. Department of Agriculture statistics shows Arkansas ranks first in the nation in broiler production, with 760 million raised in 1985.

a little puzzle

There is a father with twice six sons; these sons have thirty daughters a piece (give or take), party-coloured, having one cheek white and the other black, who never see each other’s face, nor live above twenty-four hours.

Who is this famous father?

Why I hate snow!!!

All I can say is that it certainly brings tears to your eyes!

RE: useless information

In July 2006, research by Informa Telecoms & Media that used TV ratings from 20 countries to rank the world’s most popular shows:

1 . . . CSI: Miami
2 . . . Lost
3 . . . Desperate Housewives
4 . . . Te Voy a Ensenar a Querer
5 . . . The Simpsons
6 . . . CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
7 . . . Without a Trace
8 . . . Inocente de Ti
9 . . . Anita, No Te Rajes!
10 . . .The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron

RE: How do men handle women crying

[bows deeply] Thank yougrin

RE: useless information

I may have ingested foreign particles into my perfectly clean lungs, that may or may not have an effect on my general being.

I know that it has screwed my typing!!!

That last line took three attempts!!! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do men handle women crying

crying is not a weakness .... have been known to do it on a regular basis. Makes me feel much better

I dont take it personally.

I see it as a wake up call to say "Re-evaluate wht you just said" Was it that bad that another person (who isnt taken to crying often) has been that upset by my words. Check them out buddy!!!

If I dont see a problem with what I just said, then I just wait, take a few breaths to become rational again. Then ask why she was crying. Solve that problem first. What was it that was said that made her cry.

If I see a problem with what I just said, then I apologise for what I percieve was the upsetting matter. Deal with that first.

Then when the tears have stopped -















































Get back to the argument!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

No I dont, it was just a good opportunity to have some fun

Why I hate snow!!!

you are welcome - again wink

RE: useless information

I dont feel very well moping

Why I hate snow!!!

I really hate the cold! When I ventured out in the February weather, I put on a long underwear, over which I put on pyjamas, then a pair of pants, then another loose pair of pants. On top, were a number of sweaters, a jacket, and over the whole thing, I wore a diving undersuit ... (I looked like the Stay-Puff man, but I was warm!)

Deep in the snow-packed woods, I had to answer nature's call. I had to unzip the snowmobile suit, then the first pair of pants, then the second pair of pants. Then there was a big stretch to get past the bulk of all the clothing.

Despite the "shrinkage" due to the cold, I achieved success, BUT ... before I finished, one of the exuberant dogs that I was walking jumped and hit me in the middle of the back. I instinctively flung my arms out to retain my balance; and ended up caught in 3 zippers!!! ... (only the men who have had a similar experience will know the agony)

There I stood, freezing, unable to move, afraid to just "rip" myself free. I was sure I would be found there in the spring, still standing motionless with a grimace on my frozen face.

So the moral of the story is ... keep it in your pants to stay puff!

RE: Impossible to fail

An amateur practices until he gets it right
A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.

So, if you dont succeed, then you dont fail! You are only taking one step back to reassess where you can learn how to get where you want to be!

Therefore, I have never failed!
I have given up trying and I have failed to succeed, but failure is not, and never has been an option for me.

You animal, you!

no, but they should sign it up for either President or Prime Minister ... after all the majority of the things they say is taught "parrot" fashion!!!

RE: If you like someone here....

... followed by a nice cup of tea!

RE: daily wisdom (series)

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

You animal, you!

"The finding of a parrot with an almost unparalleled power to communicate with people has brought scientists up short.
The bird, a captive African grey called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows signs of a sense of humour.

He invents his own words and phrases if he is confronted with novel ideas with which his existing repertoire cannot cope - just as a human child would do."

Does this mean that there will be an increase in unemployment in the call-centre industry?

Will we get the following type of communication with our banks?

"Hello?"
Hi, Id like to speak to my personal banker"
"Pretty Polly?"
"err ... no, his name is George"
"Polly is a cracker"
"Im sure she is, but I think that George knows my account better"
"Polly wants a cracker"
"err ... well thank you, but Im happily married"

I mean what will be next?
Alligators being bus drivers, hippos being ballet dancers or lawyers being sharks?

Well one out of three is not bad!

RE: What's important?

Life is too short already.

If you arent living, then you are wasting my air!!!

RE: CS Members !!!

He is fine!

I know him very well! He is doing well

Alex is also doing well. She wants to send everyone lots of love and Best wishes for a prosperous New Year.

If you cant be with the one you love, love the ones you are with!grin

RE: If this Christmas you could only have......

I got what I wanted!



... but then I normally do!grin

RE: If this Christmas you could only have......

Thats what the thong is for!!

The socks are to prevent sand between the toes!!grin

RE: To the Mods!!

... and what about our friends they have banned for no justifiable reason?confused

RE: What has CS meant to you this year

CS introduced me to me. I was hurting bad, and I discovered that the me that had been covered up for 6 years was actually yearning to get out.

CS also showed me that distance is really no object. Anyone who says it is, has no imagination.

It got me through a time when I wanted humour, and it gave it to me in spades.

It also introduced me to some of the most special people in my life.

They will be with me forever and I will be with them.

One day, I will meet you all, and when I do, it will be awesome.

So, thanks CS.

RE: Winterization

When the next flight is to a warm country!

RE: Single Bells

keep your hands off his jingle, and get back to blowing the snow!!!

RE: Is there anyone on CS you would really like to meet?

Yes? Grasshopper?

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