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RE: the Ideal Type

But all they write is ... "Love your profile .. its funny!!"


ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!! doh

RE: the Ideal Type

I know ... I live in fear every day!!

No one has any idea!!! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: the Ideal Type

doh oh dear!!!

RE: the Ideal Type

Well, I put in my profile, what I want in a woman ...

Strange I have had so much more interest now!!!confused

RE: Cheese

I worked for a Cypriot restaurant owner in East London, and I was converted there and then!!!

I then lived in Cyprus and was lucky enough to experience Christmas, New Year and a wedding while I was there ...

Wonderful people

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

Lost those too!!!

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

No! just keep your hands off my nuts!!! rolling on the floor laughing

Flower someone ...

Why, Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?


We want brains Peg, not a cute lil tush!!!

RE: Happy Easter

LMAO .... The Easter Bunny does exist ... but only in Wonderland


Cute tail Katers!!!

Flower someone ...

uh huh .... how young???wink

RE: If I was the Easter Bunny.

Good job Daniel loves you ...

The guy must have one helluva tolerance for underarm hair!!!rolling on the floor laughing

Flower someone ...

Flower BabyOh ... she replied to my come join the Forums flower!!!


Get her in here!!!

RE: If I was the Easter Bunny.

DAMN GIRL!!! Those waxing strips of yours need renewing!!

Your legs are a little furry!!


Not going anywhere near that moustache!!!

"Curiouser & Curiouser", said Alice

It is stunning - any time of the year.

Might just have to check the place out in September too ...

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?"
Eugene Kennedy


I have two of those people in my life ... they are a pure joy

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

EXACTLY!!!!

Faint heart never won fair lady ...

If I had given up when I was told to, my life would have been much worse off ...

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

hmmm .. a Peg sandwich!!

Two slices of freshly baked granary bread, butter and a generous helping of Peg

Sweetheart ... you can be chopped liver anytime you like!!!

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

If I had given up, then I would not have had so much fun in the last 3 months.

Dont despair, where there's a will, there's ...























































a host of grieving relatives!!!

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

On this occassion, I do have to disagree with you ...

I would not be a happy mosquito if you decided against staying.

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

Then the pool will be even shallower ... I do have to agree with the ladies on this one, Robin

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

142 the last time

Deepening the reservoir of IQ

The intelligence pool is being drained away too quickly. So, how about we go hunting for new people??

Go flower someone and invite them to the forums.


Im too sleepy (just woke up) to play "Waking up the neighbours!"

If we all do it, then we may just get some new friends to play with!

RE: Russian Women?

I had a bad opinion of Russian women.

I had met a lot and none of them were particularly nice.

Then I met one that totally changed my view.

So much so, I gave up my bed for her!!! TWICE!!!

Konigsberg is tops!! (cute too)

RE: Cheese

Jarlsberg, Gruyere, love Cheshire too

But all time favourite cheese is Halloumi.


Grilled Cypriot cheese with huuuuumoungous red fleshy watermelon ...

RE: WHÏÇH DÖ ÝØÛ PRÈFÉR?¿?

snorting Pepsi is real difficult!

The bubbles always make me giggle!

RE: AFTER HOW MANY.....

Car first time
Bike first time
HGV 2nd time
Boat first time
Coach 2nd time

Driving people up the wall ... no test ... just easy rolling on the floor laughing

"Curiouser & Curiouser", said Alice

If only ...

I was 30 years and 3 months old, and the Govt told me I was too old for work permit!!

It seems the Wizard of Aus, doesnt want us Poms after all!

No yellow brick road there!

"Curiouser & Curiouser", said Alice

Spent 8 very happy years in South East Asia/Australia/Egypt then came back to the UK!!!

Not a nice experience!

Lemme out!!! Lemme out!!!

RE: Shingles

Try having it on your face, in the area that men shave.

Then go visit some friends for your 40th birthday and not get kisses from two hot chicks!!!

Frustrating???

You have no idea!!!


Hurt somewhat, too!grin

"Curiouser & Curiouser", said Alice

When Alice fell down the rabbit hole, she found herself in a world where the rules had changed, her surroundings were unfamiliar, and the inhabitants spoke in strange tongues. Alice's journey is not unlike the experience of an immigrant who relocates to a new country ...

Ever moved your environment so totally that you have to go from zero to hero in rapid time?

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