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RE: Five Words

Relax, lay back and enjoy

RE: Merry Christmas

Lets hope everyone has a very happy, safe and prosperous new year.

Cheers Kids

RE: Five Words

Haggis, YUK, YUK, YUK & YUK

RE: Friday Funnies

Of course it was wash

RE: Five Words

Onya Kramdd back at ya

RE: Five Words

And we can have a

RE: Ladies.....a man has to:

I do like the way you think

RE: Five Words

That fence fixed yet Lookin?

RE: femini

I'm lonely! If I pm you my number would you call me please?

RE: DESCRIBE YOUR EX IN ONE WORD

Borderline personality disorder

RE: Five Words

Shall do you too Lookin

RE: Friday Funnies

I loved this one Mr. L

RE: Five Words

Didn't eat last night though

RE: Five Words

Fit as a fiddle myself: gottago:

RE: Five Words

I knew what you meant

RE: Five Words

OK I'll bring the slabs

RE: Five Words

Chopout should be two words

RE: Five Words

Here's an extra 4 a chopout Hope numbers don't count

RE: Five Words

Did a search Mr. Lookin and came up blank

RE: Five Words

I'm snuggling up with Molly

RE: Friday Funnies

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each
other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman,
who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seemingly oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

RE: Five Words

Sitting by the Murray River

RE: Five Words

We could be having a

RE: Friday Funnies

Been goin hard Lookin

RE: Five Words

OOPS forgot the S there

RE: Five Words

I think Molly like me

RE: Friday Funnies

Two drovers standing in a bar. One asked, "What are you up to?"

"Ahh. I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah . . and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, prob'ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."

RE: Friday Funnies

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few drinks, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

RE: Friday Funnies

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

RE: Friday Funnies

This could happen to you: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other bathroom stall saying, "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"


And the other person said, "So, what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At this point, I was thinking this was too bizarre, so I said, "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"


At this point I was just trying to get out as fast as I could, when I heard another question. "Can I come over?"


Okay, this question was just too weird for me, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I told the person, "No... I'm a little busy right now!!!"


Then I heard the person say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"