uk1971 Forum Posts (2,429)

RE: so what are me and you and them and those doing tonite

Nope. I'm tom any time

RE: so what are me and you and them and those doing tonite

Hi drinking. I'm still Tom

RE: so what are me and you and them and those doing tonite

Hi lonely. I'm Tom.

RE: Breifs or Shorts

RE: is it just me or does anybody else feel like doing it

Sorry Bambi

RE: is it just me or does anybody else feel like doing it

What the f..ks a deer doin' in here?

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HEY I got a fully stocked bar here. All the booze and food is free, and everybody's left. Have I gotta dance by myself here or what? .

You know you live in Oregon If...

My commiserations. My cousin once visited Oregon.
She said it was closed.

You know you live in Oregon If...

You believe the weather man.

You throw an aliminium can in the trash and feel guilty.

You use the words 'sun breaks' and know what it means.

You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as you originally paid.

You never go camping without water proof matches and ponchos.

You stand on a deserted street corner in the rain waiting for the light to change (if there even is a light)

You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

You obey all traffic laws except keep right and left passing.

You only honk your horn if collision is imminent and never for anything else.

You consider swimming an indoor sport.

You consider something a hill (not a mountain) if it doesn't have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude.

You can't tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai food.

In the winter, you go to work in the dark, come home in the dark, and only have an 8 hour day.

You've ever tasted Pace extra mild picante sauce.

You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a really nice restaurant.

You consider "etiquette" a foreign word.

You personally know someone from California

You resent being called a weirdo.

You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.

You used to live somewhere else, but won't admit it publically.

You've ever ordered a half caff/decaff, nonfat mocha grande with sugar-free cranberry whip. (or you know what it is)

The bride and groom register at REI (sport supply store)

You are amazed at an accurate weather forecast.

If someone ran you off the highway, you might drown.

You'd be miffed if the store was out of your favourite brand of water.

Every day is casual Friday.

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Now folks, Here's The Gap Band with OOps upside your head.

RE: today I met a Hamburger ...

Maybe she wants to burgle his ham

RE: today I met a Hamburger ...

He's only after your buns.

RE: today I met a Hamburger ...

Es tut mir leid










































































NOT

RE: what's the color of .....

Sky blue pink with yellow dots

RE: I am attracting the wrong men, my profile needs some changes.

Try posting a picture. It works wonders.

RE: what's the color of .....

God Almighty, don't you know where your own shower is?

RE: today I met a Hamburger ...

I met a guy from Frankfurt.
I guess that makes him a Frankfurter

How to catch a White Elephant

How do you get three elephants into a taxi?
One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.


How do you know there's an elephant in your house?
There's a taxi outside with two impatient elephants in it.


How do you know if there's an elephant in your refridgerator?
There's a taxi outside with two even more impatient elephants in it.


And what if you don't notice the taxi?
There are footprints in the butter

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Sorry. Make that BROWN Sugar

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Wot? You want bron sugar on your

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Music.

The next hour is dedicated to the music of your choice.



















Please make your selections

RE: Is man pre-programed?

I thought it was "She's my baby" ?

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Don't you prefer free for alls?

RE: Is man pre-programed?

Be Bop A Lula

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Bars been restocked. Help yourselves!

RE: bush what do ya think...........

As long as the partings in the middle, does it matter?

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You're lucky. 600 miles. Mine is 6000 miles away

Silliest

So they know where to aim!

Silliest

The mind boggles

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Dang. Trapped again