Oh hang on (no pun intended). No it wasn't Israel it was Jordan, Cancel the protest march, cancel the flotilla, cancel the call for the Israeli ambassador to be sent home. Sinn Fein can ignore this one. That's alright then!
My mind's filthy. I thought this thread was going to be along the lines of that corny old joke about that pub in Galway...Q: "where's the King's Head" A: "Between the Queens legs.." I'll get my coat..
I'm not going to pay taxes for anything. Ever. Everything for me should be free. Let someone else pay for me instead. A hard working German perhaps. Any rainwater that falls on my property should be automatically purified and come straight into my home's plumbing system.
It'll be OK. Just vote SF and they'll send a crack squad of, ummm "Community Officers" who'll stand outside your home gathering the rain in buckets just for you. You will have to provide the buckets yourself though so it's not a completely free service.
It's amazing what gets thrown out these days. I found a perfectly good Donna Summer CD in our recycling centre recently. ooooh I feel love I feel love I feeeeel love
Can we also send home the Russian representative, the Chinese one, the one from Uganda, the Saudis, the Turkmenistanis, the Kuwaitis, the Lebanese, Libya, Qatar, Syrians, UAE and Republic of Yemen, North Korean....
I haven't traveled on my own recreationally in many years now. This year though I'm going on the Camino for two weeks. While its something that would never have cost me a thought in my younger years now leaves me a teensy bit apprehensive. A bit like romance I guess
Anyone here experienced the Camino De Santiago ? Have planned 2 weeks in September to walk part of it. I'm deliberately avoiding setting myself targets as to miles covered but would like to experience as much as possible.
A skydiver is falling to earth desperately trying to get his parachute to open but with no success. Frantically he tries the emergency parachute. That fails too. Suddenly he spots this other guy rising up from the ground at great speed. In desperation he shouts across to him as their paths meet 'Hey....know anything about parachutes?...' The other fella shouts back to him 'No...you know anything about gas cookers?'
I want my beer to be free. It's 97% water anyway so why should I pay for anything? I propose a march on every pub in the country and demand that we get if for nothing. I'm so angry about this right now .. grrr. Ok, the water needs to be purified beforehand, bottled, transported etc etc but let someone else pay for that. Who? I dunno, THEM, just not me.
appreciate the feed-back. (Bad pun intended) I'm going with the Tesco salads for tomorrow and Wednesday. After that I think I'll try the Sir Larry diet.
Anyone any alternatives to the aul sangwiches again for lunch? I'm blaming them for me piling on the pounds. The job requires me sitting on my back-side for most of the day and lunch time is usually a case of grab a sambo. Something that's quick, light and yet filling.
In Dublin the parade will be preceded by a mass evacuation of most of our Government on foreign junkets. Following the parade here a traditional bout of city-wide drunkenness will lead up to the high point of the day, numerous incidences of anti-social behaviour. Eireann Go Bragh
Israel excutes prisoners
Oh hang on (no pun intended). No it wasn't Israel it was Jordan, Cancel the protest march, cancel the flotilla, cancel the call for the Israeli ambassador to be sent home. Sinn Fein can ignore this one. That's alright then!