truheart1941 Forum Posts

Jan 10, 2014

RE: How many people have you met in person on Connecting Singles?

........4.256..........i.m knakard........

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Knew I need a man

hi EK.......perhaps you feel like a tyre..(tire).....deflated.........and need pumping up.......

......(ps).....put some tape over your butt.......farting........might have a puncher.....

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Why is it that it is the guy that has to take the first step?

.....well sitting in the cats litter....doesent help your chances......

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Do you Care If Mr. Rick Creates A New Poll?

...............whos mr rick.......????????

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Women Lives Longer than Men becoz

..we don't have a Bishop here....in the village.....only a priest......

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Women Lives Longer than Men becoz

.....(ps)if replying....please write slowly.....as I lost one last week....so I only have half of brain.........

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Women Lives Longer than Men becoz

....welllllll. being a man. I know this....

.....we have two brains that hang between our legs.....and over the years take a fair ammout of bashing......and the body can only take so much......hence.....???????

........

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: How do you say the word Coupon ?

hi my lovely.....

...i.m a mongrel........

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: How do you say the word Coupon ?

.........cue.pong.....and I speak the queens Enlish.....

..you Aussies/ yanks/Welsh/S.african.........don't......

:roll.

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: What does woman think when they get friend request or flowers here

....hi Lou......

.........poor fleas......

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Jan 10, 2014

RE: Dare to share a secret!

.......wondering when you spit does the spittune go ping.....as in westerns......?????????

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Jan 9, 2014

RE: What does woman think when they get friend request or flowers here

..are well, in for a penny/in for a pound I say........let it rip.....(vocal)..........

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Jan 9, 2014

RE: What does woman think when they get friend request or flowers here

...it gets better..........??????

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Jan 9, 2014

RE: What does woman think when they get friend request or flowers here

..oh blast.....

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Jan 9, 2014

RE: What does woman think when they get friend request or flowers here

oh and a poam..:...bean/beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart. the more you fart the better your,ll feel solets have beans at every meal.........*Shakespeare*......

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Jan 9, 2014