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RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

Yeah! You get her Huron!

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

Yeah right! How did I get born with this luck?!?!

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Did you put lots of garlic in your guac?

And really, it's all about getting the last word.

Just like THIS....

BITE ME

RE: Advice

Well, you might want to start by getting the idea of a "soul mate" out of your head. I think that there are many wonderful men out there. But if you are looking for one "perfect" man, your not going to find him.

They all have flaws, just like we do. Think about what is REALLY important to you. (For me it is sense of humor. I can't live without it.) Find the man that fits the qualities you desire most, and lovehim for exactly what he is!

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

You have got me laughing so hard!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

My God, your like my ex-husband. It's a wonder i'm not an alki!

Just like a freak'in parrot.

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

For God's sake woman, get your foot out of the bucket and focus!mumbling

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

Did YOU remember to brush AND floss?

You don't want to end up whistling at ugly guys do you?uh oh

RE: Do looks matter?

heck yes!

Good thing we are all attracted to different kinds of people eh?

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

Why your just and old wash woman! With those teeth I would have thought you were about 25!grin

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

Why you look SMASHING!

Don't forget to floss. Or they'll rot in between and you'll wistle when you talk.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

That is because "she" doesn't know how to have fun. Everything must be a battle or an argument to be won.

So sadsigh

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

Well just freakin ducky. And how is yours?

RE: how do handle someone crying

I am a hugger an a toucher. Especially with children. I work with them. And there are usually a couple of meltdowns every day.

Never underestimate the power of human touch.

RE: HELTER SHELTER #2

You don't want to be their friends anyway!

Did you brush your teeth today Joy? You know what could happen don't you?tongue

RE: Name of your 1st Love

Rich.

But he wasn't.

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Please note people, that HE ran away like a little boy!!!!

tongue

RE: Old school ladies, where the man is king, cared for, and loved first. are there any out there?

Let them eat cake......


Then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!

RE: Old school ladies, where the man is king, cared for, and loved first. are there any out there?

Just remember....

You don't need a king to be a Queen!

RE: Old school ladies, where the man is king, cared for, and loved first. are there any out there?

Me too! I'm hungry!

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Well with an attitude like that you'll never find out!grin

RE: whens ur birthday?

March 17th St. Patty's day!

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Your so full of it!

Your just mad because I take my toys with me when I go!tongue

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Hey, have you noticed that everybody seems to have left? I, uh, well.... I have to take my daughter to her dads house to go camping. See ya!

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Dang it all! They really should give you the option of deleating an entry don't you think?

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

WAIT!!! Forget I asked. Just better let this one go!

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Why is that so filthy?

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Oh, for a while now. Still waiting for you to send me a pair of those cuffs.

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

This from a man who is10-96 and wearing a straight jacket.

RE: Heyyyy It's Sat. Morning

Yeah, of course you can always tie it in a knot. But then it is kind of like a tangled slinky. Might as well just put it back in the drawer.tongue

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