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You know, I'm starting to feel a bit guilty about taking over his thread. It was really fun when he coudn't keep a grip on us. And he has a great sense of humor, but I don't want to ruin the man.
But I think we maybe should start our own. I think between the 3 of us girls we could help some lonely hearts out there. We should start our own help-line.
Not in competition of course. No one can compete with Dave. What do you think?
Thats not boring at all. I think it is all about who you are with. My ideal date would be...
A couple of movies. Preferably comedies or action/adventure. And some Chinese food with some sweet wine. Oh yeah, and a nice man would go really good with that too!
Hey, what is "Nutella chock spread"? Is that like peanut butter?
(I actually had to read that one a couple of times as thought is said something else you naughty girl!)
Shared the email with a few friends, it is flying around Wisconsin and the surrounding states as we speak. But really, that thing has to be like a slinky, how would you ever put it down?
Well, I needed to know where a girl could get her hands on one.
Ulimaroa suggest that we accost backpackers and lurk about hotels and local airports. Doesn't seem very sporting. But hey, a girls got to do wat a girls got to do.
Nope, check out google images. Talk about leaving the lights on! It's like discovering potatoes, there are a MILLION things you can do with them! Cracking myself up here.
And I just checked my mailbox. Where' the skinny on the Euorpean man thing? Well, skinny might not be the right word to use, but where are the details?
We have to be very careful here, but the real goal is to teach him a few tricks.
Let's see wha youv'e got. Tell you what, i'm working on my Dear Dave letter now, hows 'bout I email it to you first and you can let me know what you think?
Hey, I am on the donor list as well. And strangly enough, have the same blood type. You donate blood and plasma, and they call you 24 hours later to see if you can come back again. Have you ever donated marrow? PAINFUL.
Men have evolved so much over the past few centuries. They still bring home the bacon, but know how to laugh and be sensative. They can pick up their own dirty socks (check out that opposable thumb!) And they can cook too!
If that isn't posative proof of evolution I don't know what is!
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