ColdInWisconsin Forum Posts (551)

RE: hey

Hello snuggs!

Welcome to the nut house. Enjoy the forums!!

How to REALLY impress a woman!

So true!

How to REALLY impress a woman!

Make one honey!


But the ones about women are kind of lame. Hugs, cuddeling, that sort of thing.

But get creative, tell the girls what you REALLY want!

How to REALLY impress a woman!

Massages: Make an effort, use oil, everybody wins!

Buy really trashy unmentionalbes: Make an effort, everybody wins!

Sweet wine: Hand it to her in the tub and then crawl in with her.

Make her laugh: With you, not at you

Flowers: Picked not bought

Household appliances: Show her how to use them for other things than chores. Oh for God's sake!!!( against the refridgerator, dryer during the spin cycle, desert on the table, get it?)

Feel free to add your own

RE: What does a guy gotta do to find a girl on here!???

I KNOW!!

Too funny right?!?!

RE: What's a man's worst nightmare

What about,

Babe, I'm late.

RE: What does a guy gotta do to find a girl on here!???

No, your just from Wales. Maybe the girls there are a bit greedier that we are.

RE: What does a guy gotta do to find a girl on here!???

Pah! Your full of it. Iv'e got my own money (and NO I'm not sharing!)

You have to be able to make them laugh! (WITH you)

RE: What does a guy gotta do to find a girl on here!???

Yeah, that might freak the girls out. why don't you try a diffrent line?

RE: What does a guy gotta do to find a girl on here!???

So how's that working for ya copper?

RE: HELTER SHELTER 4

O.k. you guys, time to stir thing up a bit. I have been laughing so hard for the last 15 mintes, that I just need to share.



watch for the guy after the tattooed naked man. He skids the last 10-15 feet on his face.

pricless!!!

Welcome to the UK!

RE: How to impress a woman

Yeah, I think I might like a little something more. My girlfirends do everything on that list for me but the kissing.

RE: Im the King of the Castle until she comes home

Yeah, gotta pick something else.

RE: Im the King of the Castle until she comes home

Yep, and he's got legs too!

RE: HELTER SHELTER 4

Why yes it is. Perhaps we should open it and a bottle of wine up. It's after 6;00 somewhere.

RE: HELTER SHELTER 4

Slurp, and I'm thinking about the other one.....

smooch!

RE: HELTER SHELTER 4

I know, nothing is worse than a papercut. Better to be hog-tied with a wire through your ear.

RE: Im the King of the Castle until she comes home

Medium rare please

RE: Im the King of the Castle until she comes home

Darn right. Good to see you finally got it right copper

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

Well, joy didn't know who your father was either.

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

NO! My bong is purple! have you seen it?

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

Yeah, but is it PURPLE?!?!?

RE: Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

I can SMELL it people!!! Where is it?

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

I was asking DAVE.

Funny as hell!!!!!!



SEE DAVE?!?! Not just me!

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

So, uh, yeah....

How's yer father?

(your it!)

RE: Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

Head to uncle Dave's rumor has it he's got the party supplies. Uli's drunk off he hoo hoo.

RE: Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........

Dear Dave,

I lost my ding dong bong.

What do I do now?

RE: Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

LOSE woman not loose.

Although you did get pretty loose last night.
I mean at one point you were BEGGING me not to leave!

RE: Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

Where is that man???......

Dave, I need the wire back.



And if you see a large purple bong laying around in here, can you set it aside for me? Those idiots went thread hopping with it last night and now they can't remember where they left it.