Listen up girley. Tag-teaming is when I poke him with a stick, then while running away, I toss the stick to you and yell TAG. Then it is YOUR turn to poke him with the stick.
This must be done with great speed and agility as he is very quick witted.
This causes Dave to
This is usually great fun as he tends to bouce back pretty quick. But latley he doesn't seem to enjoy our antics as much.
Maybe we should poke him with somethin other than a stick.
We left because you didn't seem very happy with us.
So, here I am, all alone. See, no tag-teaming you. Is this better? Are you a bit happier now?
Youv'e been complaining of all the rain, and we were like two little rays of sunshine. And what do you do? Tell us that you don't want to come out an play.
You hurt our feelings.
And Joy and I enjoy each other! (I'm the green one, isn't he cute!)
So, I will veeerrry carefully try again.....
(Knock, knock) Can Dave come out and play?
Wheeee, I finally figured out how to work these little emoticons! How did I do?
Actually, I do try and be true to who I am. Granted I have alot of fun on the forums (yeah, iv'e gotten bitten for that too)
But in the end, I would rather find someone who enjoys me for who I really am, than be something I'm not. Isn't that how we meet friends and significant others?
But I think that you can do that without hurting someone else, or being a jerk.
I am sorry that you have had such a difficult time in your short life.
But there is a life lesson you have got to learn.
For EVERY choice you make in life, you pay a price.
You want a nice home? Welcome to the house payment.
You want a good man? Get ready to cook, and do laundry.
You want children? Get ready to have your soul walk around outside your body.
EVERY day is a day where you are going to have to make choices. When you make choices out of anger or resentment, you are the only one who is really going to pay the high price for them.
You could end up like a fly constantly flying into the window. You want to get outside, but what you are doing is just not working. You can spend your life here (with all the dead flies in the sill) or turn around and try something different.
I am not saying your anger isn't justified, I'm saying it is not doing you any favors.
You are YOUNG! Decied what you want to be. WHO you want to be. Go ahead and start from scratch. You have time to re-invent who and what you want to be. But your going to have to drop the resentment first. That is some serious baggage that will drag you down.
I would never take away a women's choice. However, as an adoptive parent, if you can hack it out for 9 months, there are plenty of us who would take the baby.
Well Uli does have this thing about a man has to be alive from the waist down. And, well, since no one has seen you from the waist down, you were in question to begin with.
As for cracking open coconuts, I will leave that one alone as I am trying to be a good girl today.
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(I'm the green one, isn't he cute!)
RE: Man!!!!.....I Feel Like A Woman.............
Listen up girley. Tag-teaming is when I poke him with a stick, then while running away, I toss the stick to you and yell TAG. Then it is YOUR turn to poke him with the stick.
This causes Dave to
This is usually great fun as he tends to bouce back pretty quick. But latley he doesn't seem to enjoy our antics as much.
Maybe we should poke him with somethin other than a stick.